Shit Magnet

Person who for some inextricable reason attracts bad things and events to happen to them.

That bloke's a complete shit magnet - If he fell into a flowerbed he'd still smell of cack.

by Paul Gunn November 4, 2004

i just shit my pants

1. something really amazing or unbeleivable happened.
2. you meant to fart, but you got more than you bargained for

ex.1 "I just shit my pants when I made that half-court shot."

ex.2 "Oh noes, I think I just shit my pants."

by noh0pe4me May 12, 2004

shit on the liver

Possibly Australian in origin. When someone has "shit on the liver" it usually means they are in a bad mood.

The old folk song "the cane-cutter's lament" has the term in its fourth stanza:
"The cane was bad the cutters were mad
The cook had shit on the liver
And I'll never cut cane for that bastard again
On the banks of the Barron River"

by Big Hugh Ness November 19, 2007

Facebook That Shit

or(FBTS)

Phrase - usually uttered after a group, embarassing, or incredible photo is taken, and/or a memorable quote is spoken.

Prpositioning a friend to place something on their facebook profile to share with yourself or your friends.

"Oh man, did you just see Tom face-plant on the sidewalk?"
"Haha. Jimmy you've got to Facebook that shit"

by BlackjackII February 2, 2008

run that shit

expression for "give it to me (now)"
usually used in the context of robbery

So I pulled out my toolie and i aimed it at her lip. I said earrings and the stereo, run that shit!

by peanuts and corn April 6, 2006

shit hole pounder

Someone who has anal sex. Someone who fucks asses

You like anal you shit hole pounder. I just shit hole pounded that bitch! You fag you just got your shit hole pounded on.

by diggitty March 4, 2011

fuck shit

Used to refer to something thats messed up and you aren't really trying to be apart of it

1. Man look here, I am not with all that fuck shit.

2. George Bush be on a lot of fuck shit man.

by Falaho January 30, 2008