by bob buckner ctb January 22, 2010
Get the Salt my snout mug.A roll consisting of salt and nuts, normally more nuts and less salt. Made famous by it's picture on westcoaster.net
Mech Daddy: Hey man are you going to eat that salted nut roll?
Paul: No dude it's all yours.
Joe: I want half.
Paul: No dude it's all yours.
Joe: I want half.
by S bomb March 30, 2009
Get the Salted nut roll mug.Based on real conversations with a friend and I in a couple senarios.
Us: So what does pussy taste like?
Him: Nothing really. What does cum taste like.
Us: Well....you know how in kindergarten you ate paste. Well heat it up and add some salt and there ya go. Hot paste in salt. We've been trained since then to tolerate the texture and taste.
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At the gas station getting pop. Friend is using the machine to get fountain pop and it splatters at her.
Me: Hahahahaha you like things that splatter at you don'tcha?
Friend: Hehe yeah, I wouldn't have 2 kids if I didn't!
Me: True...it's all about the hot paste and salt.
Customer: I..I...I don't even know what to say to that....
Us: So what does pussy taste like?
Him: Nothing really. What does cum taste like.
Us: Well....you know how in kindergarten you ate paste. Well heat it up and add some salt and there ya go. Hot paste in salt. We've been trained since then to tolerate the texture and taste.
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At the gas station getting pop. Friend is using the machine to get fountain pop and it splatters at her.
Me: Hahahahaha you like things that splatter at you don'tcha?
Friend: Hehe yeah, I wouldn't have 2 kids if I didn't!
Me: True...it's all about the hot paste and salt.
Customer: I..I...I don't even know what to say to that....
by JestyCat August 5, 2010
Get the Hot Paste and Salt mug.by Adnan Khan (Biggie) May 26, 2008
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Get the smelling salts-sexual mug.Jim: I saw this dumb-ass on reddit yesterday being an asshole to everybody, he even called an autistic kid a "dumb fucking faggot that should kill himself."
Bob: Oh don't worry about him, he was just working at the salt mine.
Bob: Oh don't worry about him, he was just working at the salt mine.
by Clean hand sanitizer May 20, 2016
Get the working at the salt mine mug.Amy:Why are you breaking up with me?
Jack:Your hygiene is horrible. Your salt and pepper head is gross.
Jack:Your hygiene is horrible. Your salt and pepper head is gross.
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