When you suck frosting out of your women's ass. Preferably chocolate. The surprise is not knowing if it's chocolate frosting or shit.
Gave my girl the old bakers surprise last night. Everything was going well till I tasted poo poo butter!
by ha26 March 2, 2015
Get the bakers surprisemug. A bar trick usually performed by a female server or bar tender on a patron that has closed their tab without tipping and hung around to bullshit with friends. At this point, the server/bar tender re-engages with the patron and precedes to tell them about the urban legend that if someone blows on one's asshole, that person can't shit. At this point, the non-tipper is so obliterated and a non-believer of the urban legend and asks to have it proven. At this point, the server/bar tender has the patron lie on their back up on the bar, on the floor, or on a stage. They then pull down their pants to expose the chocolate star and ask the non-tipper to blow. Upon the cool breeze hitting the 'ol balloon knot, the bowels are released, leaving a free swirly on the patron's face.
Yo, the other night I hung out with Jason at the Watering Hole and he brought his dumbass co-worker, Adam, with him. That mother fucker bought over $100 of booze and didn't tip our server. He then proceeded to hang around like Epstein in a prison cell. After a while, the server told him THE urban legend. And yes, he fell for it. She gave him the blown surprise and shat all over his face! It was EPIC!!
by Bobby the Bug Man September 22, 2020
Get the blown surprisemug. When a person uses a bathroom stall glory hole, while positioning themselves just right so they can defecate into the toilet next to them while recieving favors through said glory hole.
John walked into the stall with the sole intention of a number two, but the inviting voice from the other side of the stall's glory hole was too much for him, and he found himself caught in the midst of a blumpkin surprise.
by Kilroywashere March 7, 2011
Get the Blumpkin Surprisemug. by Churchpewpew May 16, 2023
Get the The Pulitzer Surprisemug. A liquid, foul smelling shit usually a dark green color as a result of food poisoning. The odor is reminiscent of a piece of roadkill that was knocked off into a ditch full of dank, brackish, water.
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
Get the Ditchwater Surprisemug. Lol dolls, but surprises, do you want your kid to wake up and see a giant surprise lol doll that poops, pees, and throws up?
by Lol dolls October 28, 2021
Get the L.O.L SURPRISEmug. When a middle eastern person passes gas while either idling or walking near another middle eastern person.
Syrian 1:*sitting in hooka bar relaxing *
Syrian 2:*walks by passing gas whilst keeping eye contact *
Syrian 1: Oh my Allah! Who shit themselves?
Syrian 2:*Watches victim as he is unaware he's been a victim of a syrian suprise*
Syrian Surprise is a Silent but Deadly fart shot towards another Syrian man.
Syrian 2:*walks by passing gas whilst keeping eye contact *
Syrian 1: Oh my Allah! Who shit themselves?
Syrian 2:*Watches victim as he is unaware he's been a victim of a syrian suprise*
Syrian Surprise is a Silent but Deadly fart shot towards another Syrian man.
by Pug_Pal May 27, 2018
Get the Syrian Surprisemug.