smart insults

Your mom.

"Well you're stupid I bet you can't respond with smart insults"
Well you know what, your mom.

by Anonymous unknown. January 2, 2012

smart

mental pain or suffering.

"sorrow is the effect of smart, and smart the effect of faith" -John Bunyan

by Arminkshipper August 10, 2025

Michael Smart

Bro where do we START? Michael Smart, also known as Michelangelo Bigbrain, is known as a very special man. One might say he is the MOST special man. Fuming, yes. Tall, no. Sassiness? Absolutely, 100%. Bepis *burps vivaciously*. Oops sorry I was in the middle of a definition. *Farts violently for 90 minutes* oh god im having gas problems, i should probably stop writing this definition and go to the washroom. Oh shit, it's coming out of my ass. Oh fuck I just shat in my chair. Oh God, make it stop. Please, have mercy.

*Pants* *Pants* Okay... where were we... uh... uh... umm.. I apologise, I had to deal wit sum shi, whew... okay so dis mans Michel, right... um, I forgot.

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George: What do you think of the current geopolotical situation of the Rohyngas in Myanmar?

Kyle: Michael Smart

by PooPooPeePeeDooDooCheck November 26, 2021

jessie smart

totnes motive host, chillest sigma around. generosity is insane from her. her boyfriend mogs.

hey when’s the next totnes motive?
i don’t know let’s ask jessie smart

by ilovemaleducks March 12, 2024

Smart Odd Kid

Those middle and high schoolers who sort of fit in social parameters but not very well because they're weird and also proud of how good they are at school. Pretty much the opposite of a dumb jock, except both of these guys can be egotistic.

Kyle: You know those smart odd kids who think grades are everything?
Vanessa: Yeah, they kind of have no life, but at least they're not completely stuck in their own world.

by internetless December 25, 2015

Am I smart?

This is a more positive phrase/expression to use to ask yourself if you are doing something right/correctly instead of being more negative and harsh on yourself and saying "Am I dumb?".

Am I smart? Did I get this problem correct?

Omg I think I conjugated the verb correctly. Am I smart?

Why do you I think I got this..? Am I smart?

by LingDanc803 September 14, 2023

REAL SMART CANT

A group of people in the esoteric network that probably SWAYS you in how you act and controls the outcomes of almost everything crucial except never nature ultimately.

You are successful in this LIFE when you finally made the REAL SMART CANT and I recommend a trip to the CANT LAS VEGAS VALLEY WHOLE and CANT MCCAU for starters butt there are other places too.

by NOTHING BUTT BPM August 20, 2021