King Roberts

A brand of cheap, nasty, mass-produced alcohol. They do vodka, gin, white rum and scotch whiskey... well, an attempt at them anyway - all shitty poison. The worst hangover of your life will ensue should you drink enough of this crap

Good for cleaning paint brushes

by Dangerous G April 18, 2004

Lame like Roger Clemens

The epitome of being lame. It's hard to be lamer than someone who does steroids and blames his wife.

"Quit being lame like Roger Clemens"

by dreeze March 30, 2008

Robert

Both one of the hardest and easiest boys to decipher... Rob's a people's person. He doesn't have to try to gain attention. Everyone tries to get his. Entire groups of friends practically start with him. He makes no effort to be cool, let alone social. He's a jock, obsessed with basketball and football. He's even tried soccer. He's insanely tall, really strong, but ironically isn't that muscular... yet. He's introverted and a bit dense without realizing it. He never starts conversations, definitely never tries to keep them going. He seems so unattached to everything, especially when he puts his headphones in. He doesn't answer texts (unless he's interested in you). He's also an adorable doof that likes to poke his crushes and his close friends. He manages to make all small talk awkward. As long as he's a virgin, he'll never make the first move. He loves staring contests, and his nose twitches to the side when he focuses too hard. He'll insist that his hazel eyes have spots of blue on the bottom. He's extremely competitive, a little insecure, and has a little too much integrity. No curiosity whatsoever. He won't even give you any reason to care for him but you can't help it. He can be as cute as a puppy, stubborn as a jackass, holier than a saint, more of a tease than Magic Mike, can be more of a jerk than Charlie Sheen, as addicting as drugs, more lovable than a favorite stuffed animal, and more closed off than a snow leopard.

Who's Robert?
The guy I used to be in love with, the guy who strung me along, the guy who had me missing him and hating him at the same time, the guy I can do without but never forget, the guy I will keep in my favorite memories. That's Robert.

by Timber Wolfe October 17, 2014

robert frost

a brilliant poet who's writings relate to everyday people encountering everyday problems.

"A poem begins as a lump in the throat, a sense of wrong, a homesickness, a lovesickness. It finds the thought and the thought finds the words. "
- Robert Frost

" two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference."
-Robert Frost, from the poem "The Road not Taken"

by Eeeb April 9, 2008

Rogers

The most boring ass last name on Earth giving to one of the most craziest most fun people you will ever meet. But how the hell are you supposed to guess she's Irish with a name like that? And there is no frickin D in Rogers!!!!

"Wow, that girl is so cool."
"I know, did you know she was Irish?"
"No, I couldn't guess with a last name like Rogers"
"Yeah but her first name gives it away sometimes people call Ireland Erin."

by Nonyabeeswax June 13, 2008

buck rogers

A sexual position, when a male is on top of a female and her legs are up on his shoulders.

I fucked this chick buck rogers style last night.

by jbnc January 9, 2009

Roger Ebert

Two thumbs up! (the butt)

Sam: Wow, my asshole really hurts today.
Gil: Yeah, dude, we Roger Ebert'd you after you passed out last night.

by FilmCritic December 18, 2008