redneck limo

A couch tied down to a pick up truck using the most basic tools, I.e. 350 cord and a few straps. Seat belt optional.
John: hey, did you see those idiots Kaynen and Tyler riding in that redneck limo?
Nick: yeah, I was hoping theyd fly out, morons.
by John wicket September 17, 2015
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redneck shiva

An impromptu, low-class gathering at someone's house after the death of a loved one, featuring cheap beer, box wine, cold-cuts, Ritz crackers, and cigarettes.
Dave: "Hey Diana, what's going on down the street? There's a bunch of pick-up trucks and scuzzy people standing around drinking beer, smoking cigarettes, and talking... but I don't hear any music. Is it some kinda party?"

Diana: "You know that old guy down the street with all the broken down cars and appliances on his front lawn? Well, his wife died the other day, so they're having a redneck shiva."
by Sleepy Woodchuck October 15, 2022
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redneck tumbleweed

As often seen in the soutern states of America, a redneck tumbleweed is a plastic grocery bag, being pulled by the wind across long distances.
*Grocery bag tumbles by*

"Hey, its a redneck tumbleweed!"
by NothinInMyPocket May 18, 2019
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Redneck Stickfight

When two southern fellas go into an abandoned field, strip completely naked, and play swords with their genitalia in the back of their Chevy while listening to Luke Bryan.
Larry and Dale had a Redneck Stickfight out behind the barn before headed to the rodeo last night.
by TheRealVincent December 25, 2018
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redneck day

A holiday that falls on the 28th of February every year where one dresses up as as much of a redneck as possible.

Promotes southern pride and heritage; most common in southern U.S. states.
“Bro, what color flannel are you doing for redneck day?”

“I was thinking orange and brown or just straight up camo, I don’t know yet.”
by Soap taste good March 01, 2019
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redneck zoo

OMG they live in a redneck zoo, you can't go in there.
by Ravnos_girl November 14, 2018
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Redneck Kiss

The act of lighting another's cigarette with your own cigarette while each others cigarettes are in each other's respective mouth's
Guy1: (Unlit cigarette in mouth) Dude I forgot my lighter
Guy2: (Lit cigarette in mouth) Don't worry I can redneck kiss you
(cigarette tips touch)
(cigarette lights)
Guy1: Thanks bro
by Krimson_bloodrayne January 06, 2014
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