(noun)
An act of violence performed by one who is angry about their friends or family not hosting a server for anything that can be found on a server (such as Minecraft, Battlefield 3, file-sharing, etc.), hosting it and not telling them but telling all their other friends/family, or any reason you can imagine somebody would be angry at a person for doing or not doing something that involves a server.
An act of violence performed by one who is angry about their friends or family not hosting a server for anything that can be found on a server (such as Minecraft, Battlefield 3, file-sharing, etc.), hosting it and not telling them but telling all their other friends/family, or any reason you can imagine somebody would be angry at a person for doing or not doing something that involves a server.
Scenario 1
Person 1: "John just bitched at me for not telling him our Minecraft server address, and then punched me in the face. What the fuck?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I wouldn't put it past him to server punch people."
Scenario 2
Person 1: "So I was talking to Will the other day and then Mark suddenly comes up and punches me, then tells me to keep him in-the-know when the file-sharing server dies."
Person 2: "Ouch. Sucks to get server punched."
Scenario 3
Person 1: "What the fuck? Why did Gary just punch me in the face?"
Person 2: "Sorry for the server punch, dude. He's pissed off about his favorite Planetside 2 server crashing during 5 operations in a row."
Person 1: "John just bitched at me for not telling him our Minecraft server address, and then punched me in the face. What the fuck?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I wouldn't put it past him to server punch people."
Scenario 2
Person 1: "So I was talking to Will the other day and then Mark suddenly comes up and punches me, then tells me to keep him in-the-know when the file-sharing server dies."
Person 2: "Ouch. Sucks to get server punched."
Scenario 3
Person 1: "What the fuck? Why did Gary just punch me in the face?"
Person 2: "Sorry for the server punch, dude. He's pissed off about his favorite Planetside 2 server crashing during 5 operations in a row."
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A phrase used in reaction to an exasperating event to (lovingly) chastise the person responsible.
Punched/Punching The Cheese
A phrase used in reaction to an exasperating event to (lovingly) chastise the person responsible.
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A quite painful punch in the rear end; "Procto Punch!" must be said like captain falcon to alert the victim of their ass's demise. Usually done when the victim cannot escape in time.
Verb
To punch someone in the ass
A quite painful punch in the rear end; "Procto Punch!" must be said like captain falcon to alert the victim of their ass's demise. Usually done when the victim cannot escape in time.
Verb
To punch someone in the ass
Tim: Procto,
Bob: No-
Tim: Punch! (punches Bob in the ass cheek)
Bob: Why would you do that man?
Tim: Lol you got Procto Punched
Bob: No-
Tim: Punch! (punches Bob in the ass cheek)
Bob: Why would you do that man?
Tim: Lol you got Procto Punched
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