bunny poo

This is a name given to someone you love a lot. especially to a boyfriend or girlfriend.

Whenever there is a rush of feelings in the heart, and heartbeat increases, it is because of bunny poo.
You are the best bunny poo in the world.
by loochie toochie March 17, 2010
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chit poo

1. A name to describe someone creepy online.

2. An assumed Asian name.
Omg! Jon is such a chit poo!
by SlangSavvy March 29, 2011
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Poo Jitsu

A branch of Jiu Jitsu, a martial art that focuses on self defense using grappling and ground fighting, where the practitioners employ the use of their own fecal matter to enhance the effectiveness of their submission techniques.
Student 1: "That guy Tony is a 3rd degree black belt in Poo Jitsu."
Student 2: "I heard that once he almost killed some dude, who refused to submit, using an ass-triangle lock!"
Student 1: "Yeah, if you get in the cage with him, things can go from good to shitty in a matter of seconds."
by Baron Marx August 21, 2013
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poo haiku

Poems, messages, etc. written in rest room stalls
Here I sit broken hearted,
Sat right down and only farted.

This is a tee-pee
For you to pee-pee.
Not a wig-wam
To beat your tom-tom.

Man's life ambition must be small
To write a message on a shithouse wall.

Some of the poo haiku masterpieces of Thomas Crapper...or George Michael...
by La Petomaine July 11, 2008
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Poo-snag

The result of poop getting caught on a medical staple after having your anus stapled back together after rough anal sex that caused a tear.
So I hear your mother had a poo-snag the first day after the operation.
by Nawfi June 26, 2010
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Poo Lolly

After hitting your girl in the ass, you then proceed to stick your peter directly in her mouth.
"Oh Ray, now that you've grouted my biff canal let me suck that Poo Lolly."
by Cruehead June 05, 2009
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Poo Hobble

The hunched over walk you must perform to fetch a new roll of toilet paper when you've run out mid dump.
I forgot to check for TP before i dumped man. Ended up having to do the poo hobble.

Jason had to poo hobble all the way down the hall yesterday, man. It was hilarious.
by slothwv October 21, 2010
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