poo-bang

To assbang or fuck someone in thier asshole (Butsex)
Last night I was out wit kelly ann and when we got home i poo-banged her.

She couldnt sit for a month cause i poo-banged her so hard.
by brandon nesbutt August 19, 2006
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Poo Hobble

The hunched over walk you must perform to fetch a new roll of toilet paper when you've run out mid dump.
I forgot to check for TP before i dumped man. Ended up having to do the poo hobble.

Jason had to poo hobble all the way down the hall yesterday, man. It was hilarious.
by slothwv October 21, 2010
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Connor Poo

Connor Poo, he is a fat guy who talks bad about people and ends up getting beat up in school, gets slammed on a table and therefore shits in his pants, all over the table and proceeds to run away with poop dripping down his leg. Then gets suspended for having been beat up, then pooping.
Hey look, it’s Connor Poo!
Connor Poo shit his pants!
by SomeRandomDudeLol December 11, 2019
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poo haiku

Poems, messages, etc. written in rest room stalls
Here I sit broken hearted,
Sat right down and only farted.

This is a tee-pee
For you to pee-pee.
Not a wig-wam
To beat your tom-tom.

Man's life ambition must be small
To write a message on a shithouse wall.

Some of the poo haiku masterpieces of Thomas Crapper...or George Michael...
by La Petomaine July 11, 2008
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chit poo

1. A name to describe someone creepy online.

2. An assumed Asian name.
Omg! Jon is such a chit poo!
by SlangSavvy March 29, 2011
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bunny poo

This is a name given to someone you love a lot. especially to a boyfriend or girlfriend.

Whenever there is a rush of feelings in the heart, and heartbeat increases, it is because of bunny poo.
You are the best bunny poo in the world.
by loochie toochie March 17, 2010
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Poo-snag

The result of poop getting caught on a medical staple after having your anus stapled back together after rough anal sex that caused a tear.
So I hear your mother had a poo-snag the first day after the operation.
by Nawfi June 26, 2010
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