The My LIttle Pony

When a girl uses a strap-on with her man and then lets him braid her hair.

Julie: Hey, your braid is amazing!
Jenny: Yeah, I totally gave Todd the My Little Pony last night.
Julie: Omg, I am so jealous!

by Yesica March 4, 2009

One-eyed pony

A soft penis that is incapable of becoming a full erection.

Her boyfriend was so drunk and she was so horny that she rode his one-eyed pony.

by Boozeturd July 16, 2016

Park your pony

To stick your vagina in a mans face

Park your pony cunt.

by Pretzelrobber_1004 October 6, 2016

Life is not a pony farm

It derives from the German "Das Leben ist kein Ponyhof" - A pony farm in Germany is the place little girls here like best. It means life isn't always a sheltered place. Like "life isn't always fair - accept it".

Duuuh... can't you stop wailing? Life is not a pony farm, you know? Live with it!

by Brittalein January 26, 2017

Riding The White Pony

The act of a person being high,after snorting cocaine

DAD:"son are you riding the white pony"
SON:"no"

by chuck berrys sons,uncles,dad June 5, 2015

my little pony

The greatest show (and movie) ever in the 1980's. With characters such as the smarmy Windwhistler, the slutty Lickety-Split, the Flutterponies, and the Grundle.

I collected all of the My Little Ponies and styled their hair. I also watched the movie like, every day.

by Ass Raider May 14, 2003

12 O'Clock Pony

Usually a big fag or crack head with long, greasy hair slicked back with the top half in a pony tail.

~Dude, see that kid doin a line off the toilet seat?
-yeah
~What a douche...
-I know, look at his 12 O'Clock Pony, what a fagget.

by Jacka May 20, 2008