A comical sex act in which a man getting a blowjob shoots his load into a woman's eye, causing her to reach up and cover her eye like a patch. He then kicks her in the shin causing her to hop on one leg and scream arggggg!
She didn't want to swallow, so I pulled out and hit her in the eye. I kicked her shin, so while she was one leg, yelling, with one eye covered, she looked like a crippled pirate.
by Tuxedokitty August 30, 2013
Get the Crippled Piratemug. by ButtPiratesAnonymous July 26, 2019
Get the Butt Piratesmug. When a male is receiving hands free fellatio and he flexes his kegel muscles, causing his penis to flex into the eye of the fellatio performer.
by PirateLord July 12, 2022
Get the Pirate Makermug. by AlexHearMeRoar July 14, 2018
Get the thot piratemug. by urtis July 21, 2016
Get the pixel piratemug. When someone does a illegal smog check on a modified car usually a car with no catalytic converter and no smog devices. If the person who smogs car illegally is caught their smog license would be revoked and the Hefty fine what did given including jail time
Hey bro how are you gonna do a smog check on your whip when it's been moded. Answer: I gotta do a pirate smog.
by jimbomcc June 28, 2018
Get the pirate smogmug. The condition of only being able to use one eye to obtain any kind of visual clarity, the other being shut. Can be brought on by excessive alcohol, opiate, or benzodiazepine use.
<drunk guy a> ugh god man i'm so pirate-eyed i ain't see shit, this whole place looks flat *trips over something*
<benzo'd guy a> i really would like to read this book but this is inconvenient
<opiate'd guy a> ..........
<benzo'd guy a> i really would like to read this book but this is inconvenient
<opiate'd guy a> ..........
by DavidTheRave June 23, 2015
Get the Pirate-Eyedmug.