Peter Sleepered

Someone asks you to borrow your chapstick, and when you get it back its all mashed up and horrible looking.
Almost as if it was raped.

Dude I just let Tucker borrow my chapstick, and he totally Peter Sleepered it!

by LawlSavannahLawl February 19, 2009

Peter Wompus

A nickname given to male who is constantly masterbating or "playing with themselves"

Man! Dave has been in the bathroom all night with those dirty magazines. He is such a Peter Wompus!

by PeterBeater January 21, 2010

Peeranoia

Low Self Esteem people who are afraid of what others think about them.

Boy 1:That's messed up, why don't you tell him that

Boy 2: If I did that then everyone else would think I'm an asshole

Boy 1: Peeranoia gets the best of us sometimes.

by Captain Bumout July 30, 2010

petergate

The coverup by the Pope of the activities of pedophile priests.

What's going on with the Pope and covering up the sexual abuse scandals is turning into a real petergate!

by alphagrl April 28, 2010

Peteball

A measure of volume- The volume taken up when a man named Pete curls up in a ball. In turn there is a similar measurement for each person. example: daveball, barakball,uweball,shaniquaball etc...

used in the smuggling of drugs and illegals and pouring concrete

1.) "hey my trunk is packed with weed except for about a Peteball and a half i left for Miguel. he is a fat sombitch!"

2.) "we could use another couple Peteballs of concrete to finish this footing."

by scudlins March 28, 2011

Peterman-esque

Adj. - Used to describe one's story that involves unusual and tangential clauses, and often highlights bizzare exploits or encounters, completely unrelated to the primary subject.

In reference to J. Peterman.

What does your trip to Thailand have anything to do with Himalayan Walking shoes? That's very Peterman-esque of you.

by Frank Sinatra Jr. Jr. December 27, 2011

peeralysis

A phenomenon occurring strictly within public restrooms, wherein one mysteriously loses one's ability to piss. This results in much awkward, self-conscious shuffling around in front of the urinal and whispered pleas to God to restore the ability to piss. Eventually the peeraplegic simply gives up and goes to wash his hands, at which point everyone in the vicinity remorselessly judges him.

Man 1: Fuck, I just couldn't stop thinking about titties, and then I got a boner and I couldn't pee.

Man 2: Nigga please. That was textbook peeralysis right there.

by Xanja January 1, 2012