pete the meat puppet

a niche video on youtube by the clothing company DIESEL about a pinocchio knock off named Pete made out of meat and his downfall from him being the american dream to a former drug addict trying to find the meaning of life that not only traumatised several teens but was an ad campaign for designer jeans. It could be symbolic for the phrase "meat puppet" which is a human who mindlessly does things on other's commands, which pete is technically doing as so many young and successful celebrities at the time would fall into drug addictions and hedonism.

it could also refer to something such as an ad that has a bunch of effort put into it and insight just for it to promote some slop at the end

mf 1: ayo have you seen the pete the meat puppet video

mf 2: ye all that insight and trauma for designer jeans is insane

by Teyst September 03, 2024

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Pete Skeet

The best skeeter to ever lay your eyes on. If you need Pete, he’ll go on and skeet right over to you. Through thick and thin, mainly thick, he will be there for you. Pete will also make you skeet uncontrollably! Also, he’s married to Nev.

Fiona: “Who’s Pete Skeet?”
Tishia: “You Pete? Cause I’m about to skeet.”

by captainjoong January 20, 2022

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Slippery Pete

A male who is willing to wait in the lurch for his roommate to take a momentary sex break; only then to seize the moment and seamlessly slide in sex with the unknowing woman.

God damn Jimmy, pulled a slippery Pete on me and started banging my chick when I went to get water!

by Kozbot December 01, 2017

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