Missionary position sex on the floor, normally a rug, where the partners migrate a great distance during copulation.
If the carpet isn't nice, or the sex is just done wrong, this can be rough on the knees and back!
If the carpet isn't nice, or the sex is just done wrong, this can be rough on the knees and back!
Petrovitch: Hey, have you heard anything about the date with Candy from our buddy, Assad?
Sonia : I guess it went well... well, kind of, they did a Persian Missionary house tour, so not sure it they are going to go out again. He said, they started missionary on the living room floor and ended up in the dining room after going through the family room and down a connecting hallway, past the kitchen... there may or may not have been a stair case too, just missionary the whole way!
Petrovitch: Wow, bet that hurt! When is he going to learn that missionary is just jerking off on all fours?!
Sonia : Yeah, right, I wouldn’t call him again; he cut his knees up so bad and hasn't been able to walk right all week!
Petrovitch: Well, to be positive, it's better, for the floors, than a dust mop! Can't wait to see infomercials for Persian Missionary mops on late night!
Sonia : I guess it went well... well, kind of, they did a Persian Missionary house tour, so not sure it they are going to go out again. He said, they started missionary on the living room floor and ended up in the dining room after going through the family room and down a connecting hallway, past the kitchen... there may or may not have been a stair case too, just missionary the whole way!
Petrovitch: Wow, bet that hurt! When is he going to learn that missionary is just jerking off on all fours?!
Sonia : Yeah, right, I wouldn’t call him again; he cut his knees up so bad and hasn't been able to walk right all week!
Petrovitch: Well, to be positive, it's better, for the floors, than a dust mop! Can't wait to see infomercials for Persian Missionary mops on late night!
by Sputnik.beep.beep May 10, 2011
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Girl: "Who's that guy you brought to the party? He seems cool and interesting."
Guy: "He wants you to think that. He's just a personality-leech."
Girl: "How lame. Nevermind."
Guy: "He wants you to think that. He's just a personality-leech."
Girl: "How lame. Nevermind."
by coldgasmask408 October 11, 2012
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A genderless use of the word penisman or peniswoman.
A person that you wish wasn't around you.
A sarcastic use of the word might be used to address a friend.
Plural: Penis People
A person that you wish wasn't around you.
A sarcastic use of the word might be used to address a friend.
Plural: Penis People
Jesus man, look at that stupid fucking penis person.
Are you kidding me you penis person?
I'm not partying with you....ya damn penis person.
Look at yourself. You're a fucking penis person!
Are you kidding me you penis person?
I'm not partying with you....ya damn penis person.
Look at yourself. You're a fucking penis person!
by Tha Cannon February 24, 2010
Get the Penis Person mug.1. Multiple Personality Order is a common response to the largely conflicting views and ambitions pursued by different groups in the world, related to artistic "disinterestedness".
A condition in which the intelligent individual decides to order his or her mind by creating different personas to better associate with the various Single Personality people in the world.
It is often easier to accomplish by giving the different personalities their own ridiculous names to help in the mental transition.
2. A social order, or club, in which the members have multiple personalities, unlike most orders or clubs where everyone dresses the same way, thinks the same way, says the same boring nonsense and even eats the same snacks when they have their coffee breaks.
These are quite rare.
A condition in which the intelligent individual decides to order his or her mind by creating different personas to better associate with the various Single Personality people in the world.
It is often easier to accomplish by giving the different personalities their own ridiculous names to help in the mental transition.
2. A social order, or club, in which the members have multiple personalities, unlike most orders or clubs where everyone dresses the same way, thinks the same way, says the same boring nonsense and even eats the same snacks when they have their coffee breaks.
These are quite rare.
1.
Student: "Hi Class, my name is David Cock, today I will be giving you a presentation on the effective use of arbitrage in the venuzuelan oil industry and the successful use of grassroots movements to overthrow tree-hugging presidents."
Harvard Business Professor: "But you're registered as Agnes Gonxhe Bojaxhiu..."
Student: "I don't know what granola-eating nonsense is spewing from your underfed academic book-reading face, I have to pass your class on corporate sabotage or my dad will beat me, and nothing will stop me."
Classmate: " Oh there goes mother teresa again with her multiple personality order..."
Student: "Hi Class, my name is David Cock, today I will be giving you a presentation on the effective use of arbitrage in the venuzuelan oil industry and the successful use of grassroots movements to overthrow tree-hugging presidents."
Harvard Business Professor: "But you're registered as Agnes Gonxhe Bojaxhiu..."
Student: "I don't know what granola-eating nonsense is spewing from your underfed academic book-reading face, I have to pass your class on corporate sabotage or my dad will beat me, and nothing will stop me."
Classmate: " Oh there goes mother teresa again with her multiple personality order..."
by kidneyswap September 25, 2010
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A person who is defiantly real. His pipe like body and very possible moai head makes him an absolute monster hovering over everyone he sees. He did unfortunately died while trying to fight the zombie cube thingy. May he rest in peace.
Short kid: DUDE! IS THAT TOTALLY REAL PERSON
Dumb kid: TRP? Do you mean The Roleplay
Short kid: No, Totally Real Person. The only true person
Dumb kid: TRP? Do you mean The Roleplay
Short kid: No, Totally Real Person. The only true person
by GoodOlAmbientBoy October 21, 2022
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