Krabby Patty

When you’re too pussy to finger a girl so you just feel her genitals through her clothing.

He was so scared his new girlfriend was on her period, so instead he just gave her a krabby patty.

by Whiteness143 June 09, 2018

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The act of grabbing both labia majora like a sandwich and striking the vagina & clitoris orally during cunnilingus.

That pussy was so fire I had to make a krabby patty.

by LeftSideDown August 09, 2018

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When you put flavored water into a syringe and spray it on the ceiling, leaving a stain

by Dumbice October 25, 2020

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When you never wipe and the shit is dried between your asscheeks.

Shhhheeeeeittt, who the fuck wipes? Bro, I'm rocking the Krabby Patty.

by epichacker69 July 29, 2022

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A vagina with knots of hair and has dirty dingleberries.

Jordan has that Krabby Patty

by Chickennn Patty February 01, 2018

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porcelain patty

When you go into the bathroom after your grandpa has just finished taking a #2 and find piece of poo that has stuck to the toilet seat

Man I hate it when grandpa visits for the weekend because he always leaves porcelain pattys for me to find when he finishes using the bathroom

by Zaklore July 12, 2023

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Dirty Patti is a....

by Dirty Patti February 22, 2019

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