Parker McDonald

One of my best friends I trust him with everything. You can trust him, no matter what. He’s the only one who checked up on me not even my best friend checked up on me. That’s why I trust him. Even when I’m in trouble, he’ll still try to take the blame for me and that’s what I love about Parker. He’s like my brother That I never got.

Random girl: who is Parker McDonald?
Me: he’s the nicest guy I’ve ever met

by Logan is amazing 1234 May 5, 2025

Parker

a Parker tends to be very extroverted, but they're funny af and you can count on them to break the ice in awkward situations. they might be a bit of a twitter addict and bc of this they can be very opinionated on some things, but that just makes them a good debate partner too! they make a good romantic partner too, though behind their charisma they can be very insecure and worry a lot, so they need a lot of reassurance. overall a Parker is pretty great and you can trust them to be a good friend.

"dude they're such a parker!"
"yeah, ikr, we need to invite him to our next party"

by honeymuffinkid January 5, 2021

Kai Parker

Kai Parker is from TVD and he is one of the most powerful witches in fiction. His twin is Wanda Maximoff and he solos that’s why the gemini coven didn’t like him cause he was more powerful. Kai Parker is actually a sweetheart but his family mistreated him.

Kai Parker is so misunderstood he deserved better.

by tvdu stan July 31, 2022

Parker

Probably very short and not very bright. Might be a fortnite kid, or just has a whiny personality.

Person A: “Have you met Parker?”

Person B: “I would rather shoot myself.”

by gay.llama February 20, 2023

Peter Parker money shot

When a man fakes his orgasm and spits all over a female's back like a spiderweb

When you're pushing rope you got to do the Peter Parker money shot and spit all over that bitches back

by beriemycockner@y June 25, 2022

Parker

stupid anti social bitch who cheats on people with mathew

Look at that stupid shity bitch parker

by weeeeeeeeedick September 20, 2021

Parker

The sweetest and funniest girl you will ever meet when you first get to know her she is very shy and doesn't say much but once she trust you oh your in she is the most genuine person i have never met so loyal, gentle, sweet and funny all the same time truly a one in a million girl her she was the only one who ever treated me right. Her true sense of humor is like nothing ive ever seen before if you get the chance to truly know her don't waste it because you will regret it.
Parker if you ever see this just know i wrote it about you ill always regret treating you the way i did and making you leave me i love you.

I miss you parker

by YkimisSouy July 2, 2025