Pretty good penis but couldn’t fuck his way out of a paper bag. Can’t read or write but will spend his evenings playing cod with the boys. If you ever get a Brant release him back into the wild before he finger pops your dad and takes all his beer
by Dlyons January 07, 2022
When you conceive two mildly autistic children who bathe frequently with one another. Despite this the stench of down syndrome remains. Both of them are huge disappointments to the whole family.
"Yo man, did you hear about them two fucking massive losers from Wardley?"
"Yeah man, the Parker Sons?"
"That's them! Total autistic cock suckers."
"Yeah man, the Parker Sons?"
"That's them! Total autistic cock suckers."
by Jack Willa October 21, 2020
When you try to masturbate, but you loose the urge due to the presence of a spider in the same general area as you.
by BRUHMAGEDDON August 26, 2019
Pulling a parker example.
Parker: You're rad.
Person: I've killed ten children
Parker: You're still rad!
Parker: You're rad.
Person: I've killed ten children
Parker: You're still rad!
by playdoughbeswag January 13, 2021
by busbys January 02, 2021
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