When at a social gathering and there is a guy hitting on a girl. Walk over next to them, fart, then walk away. The girl will think that the guy hitting on her farted, get grossed out and ditch him. Essentially cock-blocking via farting.
Friend 1 - "Haha dude that girl just completely rejected that guy trying to hit on her."
Friend 2 - "That's because I fart blocked him."
Friend 2 - "That's because I fart blocked him."
by Helen Keller homie November 02, 2009
guy 1: I was walking down the road the other day and some rugby player totally stopped in front me.
guy 2: Dude, you got Jock Blocked!
guy 2: Dude, you got Jock Blocked!
by xoTomTomxo January 30, 2009
Following someone home while they are intoxicated in order to save them from being pulled over. Usually occurs when any one of your friends drinks themselves to a drunken stupor and insists on driving after having "only a few beers".
Victor: Man I was so faded last nite, Danny if you hadn't cop blocked me last nite I would have pulled over and busted for sure.
Danny: Yeah man I cop blocked you pretty hard, you owe me one.
Danny: Yeah man I cop blocked you pretty hard, you owe me one.
by Graveyard Vic March 17, 2010
by $PAZZ April 01, 2003
When an individual acts like a big shot with nothing to back them up. They lack of certifications and maturity. They are All together useless and a liability
by Saltyjake69 September 04, 2014
Dude, I so could have gotten laid last night, but I got Clock Blocked and had no time to make a move since the bar was closing in 5 minutes
by DGarrett February 15, 2010
A Block Baby is the child of a woman that doesn't know who the father of the baby is. In other words it could be anyone on the block. Therefore, it also insinuates she's a hoe.
Person 1: Did you see her baby? He's so cute.
Person 2: Yea. Too bad he's a block baby. That baby mama's a hoe.
Person 2: Yea. Too bad he's a block baby. That baby mama's a hoe.
by Check Mate June 14, 2007