Desk bone

An erection that occurs at work which requires one to stay at their desk until it goes away.

I was late for my meeting today because I had a wicked desk bone.

by RekanizeBlacKat December 29, 2017

bone-us

The money you never got for doing an outstanding job at work.

we worked real hard and the company gave us nothing but the 2 word bone-us.

by rockerbox February 04, 2010

Scully on the bone

To naw on that knob like corn on the cob.

Tonight, my girl is gunna scully on the bone.

by Nino313 April 04, 2016

Bone Knocking

The act of two men knocking together each others erect genitalia for pleasure.

Mike: Whatcha doing this weekend?
Boneknocker: I think I'm going to spend my saturdaying bone knocking with Jim.
Mike: What the hell is bone knocking?

by Rob Boss July 03, 2015

bone droop

The loss of an erection or overall sexual arousal due to the sudden visual of a hideous looking individual. Usually occurs when trolling through craigslist personals section. Should be accompanied by a "wah waah" horn sound in the background.

"Ugh, I was trolling the Craigslist casual encounters, clicked on a chicks ad, took one look at her, and had immediate bone droop."

by Elusiveunicorn69 October 18, 2014

Knock & Bone

a traditional way to have sexual intercourse with a near by neighbor. Directions on knock and bone are very simple.

step 1) Knock
step 2) Bone

the knock and bone is not to be confused with the knock and bail, or knock and bait.

Friend 1: How on earth did you get that hot blonde girl Jennifer to sleep with you?
Friend 2: It was easy. I just walked up to her house and did a good ol' knock & bone
Friend 3: Classy!

by Gavin Nonurbid April 23, 2015

pocket bones

A fat cock.

Check out the pocket bones on that homeless guy over there.

by Spifk December 16, 2010