Egg Stand

When one partner takes a solidised shit, in the other partners belly button while they are laying down, making the shit stand vertical much like a decorative easter egg on a stand you see at grandmas.

Becky is a freak bro she asked me to do an egg stand on her

by Rick Rumbler October 25, 2018

Trouser eggs

The testicles.

Dude, he was crying after having his trouser eggs scrambled on the rail!

by Nobli May 07, 2023

Egg Ro

The Asian slang term to use the phrase "Egg Roll"

"Hi welcome to "Nie Out" my name's Chan would you like Egg Ro?

by mmhilzy March 11, 2012

Eggs benedict

Hand unit.

Thank you for choosing,eggs benedict

by Eggs benedict. January 26, 2021

LAP EGGS

1) testicles
2) a handy mnemonix for remember the 7 Deadly Sins

1) Now that I'm 50, my lap eggs are often under me when I sit -- major ouch!
2)
Lust
Anger
Pride
Envy
Greed
Gluttony
Sloth

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 14, 2016

wizard egg

When someone eats an egg whole and waits to see how long it will take it shit out the shells.

'Jamie ate a wizard egg and timed himself'.

by veinofstarrs January 09, 2014

Barkers’ Eggs

Dog turds/Dog shits

“You need to clean up the backyard. It’s covered with Barkers’ Eggs.”

by sbjkd October 06, 2020