fanum tax

to steal bits of food/to nibble on your friend's food

fanum tax came from the creator/streamer, fanum, where this "fanum" guy would "tax" other streamers by eating their food.

1: Im gonna fanum tax your burger!

by genalphaslangman November 24, 2023

shitpost tax

Something you are required to send to a group chat after a shitpost (especially one that would cause discomfort), usually a beautiful anime or furry style illustration, as a compensation for other members' spiritual loss

A: *sends an AI generated picture of Donald Trump having sex with Joe Biden*
B: Where's your shitpost tax?
A: omg I forgot about that *sends a random picture from pixiv*
B: okay

by fr2334 November 2, 2025

Rewriting the Tax Code

Taking a long shit/pooping

“We gotta wait for him to come out of the bathroom, he’s rewriting the tax code in there”

by Hay19881 March 17, 2024

Taxes

Taxes are another word for the weed

You got taxes bro

by Loca.girl.in.here September 25, 2018

Phantom tax

When a person is judged or "taxed" for not being something or "being phantom".

Person 1: "Skibidi"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: Phantom tax!"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "Gyat!"

in this example, person 1 has rizz and person 2 has phantom tax

by slzrppp May 8, 2024

Fanum Tax

Fanum Tax is when you see somebody eating food but you are too poor to get food and you are fat as fuck you take some of their food and say "Sorry, Fanum Tax!" And then run away with food or you can do it to a friend and give them a percentage.

"AYE GIMMIE THAT SHIT NIGGA" "YO WHAT THE FUCK BRO!" "SORRY BRO ITS YOUR MEALY FANUM TAX" " YEA YEA FUCK OFF NIGGA

by シJimmy420690シ November 5, 2023

Phantom Tax

Big black dude named "phantom" walks into his other friends room and demands food. After yoinking his food he exclaims "phantom tax!"

Basically phantom tax is when your friend steals your shit.

Your so phantom tax, your so skibbidy!

by Pandacous December 1, 2023