When you blindfold your wife and give her a dick that she deserves and desires without her knowledge. You then pull the blindfold off your wife or girlfriend and reveal the cock that gave her the ultimate orgasm that she has always been craving.
by Three6nine September 1, 2020
Get the Blindfold surprisemug. you know that time when you pull down your pants and you feel a flossing sensation between your cheeks... it's only when you see that your thong is a v with a hanging string that you realize the string detached from the waist band and flossed you clean on the way down....surprise!
i thought i just had a severe wedgie til i realized i got surprise flossed
i stared at my thong confused and in disbelief thinking i must have gotten one that was 10 sizes too big until it occurred to me that i got surprise flossed
my friend told me about her surprise floss job, and i laughed so hard i farted - true story.
i stared at my thong confused and in disbelief thinking i must have gotten one that was 10 sizes too big until it occurred to me that i got surprise flossed
my friend told me about her surprise floss job, and i laughed so hard i farted - true story.
by floss-o-myte May 9, 2011
Get the surprise flossmug. by Churchpewpew May 16, 2023
Get the The Pulitzer Surprisemug. by dashengxiao February 27, 2021
Get the sweet surprisemug. When pubic hair goes in between someone’s teeth when they’re going down on someone who has not shaved in quite some time.
Mike: “So, how did it go with Emma last night?”
David: “Not great, she didn’t even shave so when I was eating her out I got surprise floss.”
Mike: “Damn dude, I think it might still be in your teeth...”
David: “Not great, she didn’t even shave so when I was eating her out I got surprise floss.”
Mike: “Damn dude, I think it might still be in your teeth...”
by forb2 June 19, 2020
Get the Surprise Flossmug. When your getting your physical and the doctor leans down to look at your balls so you make your cock move so it hits them in the face
-bro, I did A surprise attack on my doctor once, the results were surprising.
-I might have to try that some day.
-I might have to try that some day.
by UserR6088 March 18, 2023
Get the Surprise attackmug. When you go to perform fellatio on someone and there is a particularly surprising amount of pubic hair.
Sarah met a guy on Friday night with no hair on his arms or legs, but when she went to give him a blowjob he had a Surprise Muffin.
by Yep_checks-out August 6, 2018
Get the surprise muffinmug.