Russian Pincher

When a person kicks you in the crotch, striking you between the balls, pushing them to opposing side, thus "pinching" your nuts. This is specifically a good phrase to use when a Russian woman named Olga performs the act.

Damn that Olga... She gave me the old Russian Pincher

by lulzcannon January 11, 2008

russian slapper

the process of spreading a humans butt cheeks cumming on the gouch and then slapping the cheeks together so it squirts back on you

Last night i gave my mother a russian slapper.

by Steven L January 25, 2009

russian abortion

This is when you drink vodka until your fetus falls out of your body.

"Dude, I had no idea what that chick was going to do since her parents wouldn't let her get a real abortion, but low and behold, everything's cool 'cause she gave herself a Russian abortion last Friday night!"

by A silly whore September 7, 2007

russian candycane

when a guy and a girl are fucking when the girl is on her period and the guy has no condom and he cums and when he pulls out its a mixture of the blood and the cum

my bestfriend didnt know she was on her period and when he pulled out she laughed because he had blood on his dick and she had cum on her and they mixed and the bitch was russian so they called it a russian candycane

by nastbitch101 January 19, 2011

Russian Enima

When multiple penises are in one anus

Her asshole is so big,gasp, I wonder if she got a Russian Enima

by Crazy93 August 11, 2009

Russian girlfriend

This is "lovely sensual woman" who "loves your unconditional" and is "wishing supreme to with be you", if you can "send just funds to be the assistance to me for expense airplane ticket". (Variation is some hot spicy curvaceous little number who is either from your local area but is currently stranded in West Africa and therefore just needs you to Western Union some money to her to get a visa/green card/plane ticket to return home, or is currently doing humanitarian work in Nigeria/Ghana, and also just needs a few {{{hundred!}}} dollars to get a plane ticket to come to the USA and be your lover/companion/obedient wife.

I'm the luckiest guy in the world... I've got a super-hot Russian girlfriend who just needs 1200 U.S. dollars to come to America to be with me forever!!! Right --- and I've also got a bridge to sell you, plus some swampland you might be interested in. :P

by QuacksO December 26, 2016

Russian Raindrop

An act of torture: When youre sexing up your lady and when youre about to pop you tie your woman up, hold your junk over her head, pinch your dank, and have your jism drip out slowly on her forehead until you run out of baby batter.

Joe: Dude i gave sue the russian raindrop last night!
Bob: How long did it last for????
Joe: like 3 hours! by the end she was caked in my dried seed crying for her life
Bob: dude you rule. can you russian raindrop me??
Joe: ....

by TorturemeGibson October 16, 2009