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hobo derp

someone who couch surfs, is hairy and loves cats. Also probably skateboards, and smokes insanely large amounts of weed that they never pay for.
Man, zech is such a hobo derp.
by Billymazehere1021 March 4, 2018
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hobo nuggets

human feces where it shouldn't be, best example being on the sidewalk
while walking downtown i smelt a horrible smell and looked down just as i was stepping on a hobo nuggets. earlier that day i saw the woman who made it making this exact one right where i am standing. she made it with her bum obviously.
by ashlee l. September 11, 2013
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hobo up

Pertaining to another's monetary Hypocrisy. To suggest to another person that they make a significant monetary contribution, donation, etc. in concert with their strongly elucidated philosophical belief, when they claim that others should do so instead of themselves.
Rich Progressive California Liberal: Man, they really oughta raise taxes on the rich to pay for that (insert absurd program with which government should not be involved.)

You: Hey, man, you're rich, so why don't pay some additional taxes to fund the boondogggle?

RPCL: Hey, I pay my fair share

You: Hobo up, motherfucker
by knukles April 14, 2014
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hobo-osity

Of or like a hobo.
(when talking about hobo gloves)
Speaker one: Those arent hobo gloves!
Speaker two: Dont mess with my hobo-osity!
by Anorexic Fish Buddy December 18, 2008
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Adopted Hobo

A god-like person, usually found to have a large penis.
See that Adopted Hobo, he really is awesome!
by D5a5n5i5e5l May 31, 2009
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Hobo Rowboat

It's that thing where you do a Dutch rudder, but to two guys while you sit in the middle.
That was a great hobo rowboat. Now you guys gotta go, my wife will be home soon
by DOOFUSDAD October 4, 2018
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Jamaican hobo

Andrew is being a Jamaican hobo
by Uejfbfbrfj May 20, 2018
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