NETFLIX Calzone

Noun (action)
Step 1: Organise a 'NETFLIX and Chill' night.
Step 2: Order a pizza.
Step 3: Take a slice of pizza and wrap it around you penis.
Step 4: Get your partner to eat the pizza off your penis.

"Guys, I need a skin graft on my dick."
"What the fuck did you do?"
"I got third degree burns while giving my girlfriend a NETFLIX Calzone."

by BallSniffa May 25, 2023

Netflixed

When something that is essentially good but gets ruined, like an, object, a character that in the book/game/cannon that netflix took it from gets ruined

Why is the viking black?
They netflixed him.

Why does X doesn't look like the book version at all?

They netflixed him

by StepbroStalin May 28, 2023

Netflixed something

When something looks or behave in one way according to the original plot/story/book/history or game they come from but when Netflix reached them they totally ruined their character/look , and essentially all

Ex in witcher(most recent i have seen)
My gf: Have u seen her
Me: Who
Her: Ciri
Me: That girl. is CIRI?
Her: Yes
Me: WHO TF IS SHE AND WHERE IS CIRI

Basically they netflixed her

Ex2 in vikings or other history related books when they also netflixed something

In vikings valhalla queen of Kattegat is black, i mean no offense , BUT THIS IS HISTORY RELATED FFS, and we all know that Black Ppl were not seen quite good longer ago neither good positions

by StepbroStalin May 28, 2023

Netflix and Chill

Verb
Origin: Unknown
Pronunciation: Netfleex and Cheek
The action of Fucking With Netflix in the background

Netflix and chill

by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje June 30, 2023

Netflix adaptation

When Netflix takes an existing IP and recreates it exactly the same but changes the race of all the characters

"did you see that Netflix adaptation of ww2 where they made Hitler black?"

by Saulman500 January 2, 2024

Netflix Eye

When a co-worker has Netflix playing on 2nd monitor and watching with one eye, while the other eye is keeping a lookout not to get caught leading to ZERO productivity.

Yo did you see Chris’ eye? Its red as hell. He must have pink eye ir something! No bruh….thats the Netflix Eye. Its making the rest of us look bad. Nigga hasn’t worked all week

by anonymous January 24, 2024

Netflix Paradox

When a women is going to high school and is fit much because she has PE and is active, she is watching a netflix at night but active during the day. When she is turning 18 and is finally old enough to consume alcohol she starts consuming more alcohol and calories, but it is no problem, beacuse of the her being active at daytime, but when they graduate from high school they dont have this active lifestyle at daytime, and they usually ends up at more parties, and watching even more netflix. This results in gaining weight.

Have you seen Tina? Yeah, she is a a victim of the netflix paradox

by Negredo February 6, 2024