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Natural Selection

What happens to someone so stupid they don’t know what natural selection is.
Timmy ate a tide pod and fucking died cause of natural selection
by YourNiceStepBro May 18, 2021
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Natural selection

The act of doing something really stupid, and facing severe consequences because of it such as injury or worse.
Person 1: Dude, have you heard about Tom??? He broke his leg after he tried to use a skateboard on a a trampoline!

Person 2: Pfft, that's just natural selection to be honest.
by Rubelmans September 22, 2025
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Natural

Killing children with impunity is ALSO natural.
Hym "You can find it nature all the time. Snakes eat the eggs of birds. Crocodiles eat the calfs of, like, bison or something. Do we lock those snakes in snake jail? No! We don't! We actively feed them other animals. Therefore, it is perfectly natural to MURDER CHILDREN WITH IMPUNITY. And I would argue, ethical in some circumstances. Like if your a Jew! If you're a Jew... You get to murder and molest all the kids you want. Then you get to go to Israel. It's like a permanent vacation where you fuck a kid and then flee to Israel. It's fun! It's good!

👌Child Murder👌 perfectly natural."
by Hym Iam September 9, 2025
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Natural Creases

What you call your fat rolls when you’re delusional about how fat you are.
Bullshit mutherfucker that’s not fat and I’m not sucking it in. It’s just my natural creases.
by Supersmallpenisman December 17, 2021
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Natural Body Bay Ridge

The greatest supplement store in the Universe and the only place you should be going to for all things health, wellness and fitness.
I'm looking for something to help with my soreness, I'm definitely going to see what Natural Body Bay Ridge has available.
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Natural Selection Trump Version

Basically a believer in Donald Trump theory on COVID-19
Person 1: I believe Natural Selection Trump Version!

Person 2: Same here dude!
by Afterlife2021 August 2, 2021
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natural dildo

fuck dick pussy ass sex ovaries sperm cum semen
who needs shower sex when u have natural dildos
by hiraeth.13 April 22, 2021
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