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non-contributing parasite

An individual who brings nothing to the table; someone who participates in a group function, while neglecting to exert any effort as far as contribution, but partakes in all the benefits from the contributions made by others.
Soon after the keg was tapped, Mike looked over and said 'Damn, here comes Justin. Talk about a non-contributing parasite'.
by maxinmesa November 24, 2013
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co-non-sexual

To be in a emotional relationship with someone without sex.
I'm in a co-non-sexual relationship with my best friend because we're not having a sexual relationship.
by Joe Bloggs September 19, 2016
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non voluntary abstinence

No pussy for too long.
non voluntary abstinence = No pussy for too long.
by Joewithblueballs November 27, 2012
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Non-responsive Seminar

noun
an online educational course in which at least half the students post homework late or not at all.
Our professor sarcastically commended our class for our non-responsive seminar participation.
by McL0v1nr0cks May 3, 2019
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non-de-plume

a pen name (nom-de-plume) that people think is yours but actually isn't.
"Have you seen that Bob Jones guy's new book? I think that it's actually written by Fred McDougal."
"No bro, that's not his book. You're assuming a non-de-plume"
by the rogue dictatorian January 3, 2018
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non-prophet group

Any organization or gathering of realistically-practical and open-mindedly compassionate people who are genuinely trying to assist their fellow humans with specific problems, and who wish to do so in a sane rational truly-effective "real world" manner, without trying to force a huge load of prejudiced acridly-critical theological "tough love" babble down the throats of the unfortunates who are seeking their help.
I hate it when non-prophet groups are labelled as "heathen" or "atheist" --- heck, they're just trying to actually provide people with what they really need, but without being destructively judgemental... what's so horrid or "sinful" about that???
by QuacksO August 9, 2018
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premature non ejaculation

Noun.

To pull out early "prematurely" and bei g unable to ejaculate.
So I was fucking Tina last night, and I really suffered from premature non ejaculation. I pulled out thinking I was going to cum then couldn't.
by TC crew October 10, 2018
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