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Kaos mickey mouse

A salong from the infamous town of Eslöv in southern Sweden
by Eslöv4ever July 20, 2023
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mississippi mouse trap

a girl's hairy pussy
Well I was having a good time with Jane until she unleashed her Mississippi mouse trap.
by brian1108 May 19, 2006
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milk mouse

Milk mouse came from the famous ancient philosipher by the name of Moe Jiller. We all know Moe said it best when he saw a hideous fat retarded girl and screamed "ahhhh milk mouse." If the person is incredibally fat they are reffered to as milk moose. The ancient mesopatamian's believes milk mice to be a gift from the gods to show the normal people how ugly they could have been, thus making them feel better about themselves. This also, in effect, later on in the 20th century gave nerds and white trash people that would actually have sex with their virginal bodies.
Wow that ugly, fat, retard is definately a milk mouse
by tinkerbell September 7, 2004
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beat your mouse

v. "beet yuur m-ow-sss"
To torque it.
To masturbate profusely to horrible, confusing pornographic material.
To make the icky sticky bounce out of you and onto your keyboard.
Johaneman don't beat your mouse.
by nuts ahoy March 25, 2008
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Mickey Mouse Ears

When a girl wears hoop earrings so large, you can pull them back and use them as handles when you're fucking her doggy style.
The guy Shanequa brought home from the club promised to take her and her 8 kids to Disneyland, but all he ended up doing was fucking her doggy style, taking those big ass hoop earrings she wore, and giving her Mickey Mouse Ears.
by KDUBAKAKZA June 22, 2011
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mickey mouse stream

“GUYS THERES A MICKEY MOUSE STREAM!”

ew its quackity.
by mickey mouse stream April 14, 2021
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mickey mouse

A series of alcoholic beverages consisting of 7 beers, 3 smirnoffs, 1 shot of vodka, proceeded by a whole can of smokeless tobacco.
by Lurland Stephenson July 23, 2008
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