club monster

an ugly woman who hangs around a military base enlisted club hoping to pick up drunk enlisted men, get knocked up, forcing marriage.

Judy has been trying to get the military free ride. She's such a club monster.

by welderguy June 24, 2009

Throbbing Monster

A drink comprised of root beer, cherries, and maraschino cherry juice.

Forget Shirley Temple, I want a Throbbing Monster and I want it now!

by Julie Pinball September 25, 2009

Monster crap

When somone takes the most humongous shit in a public toilet and there is no paper on top so you know they didn't wipe

Fuck, somone took the biggest Monster crap in the school toilet.

by Cooncheese May 15, 2017

Drunkenstein's Monster

A person who is fed so many drinks from another drunk (the Drunkenstein) that they become a stiff, groaning, glazed eyed, shell of a human being.

A Drunkenstein is necessary to create such a being and the monster usually does what Drunkenstein tells them to do without question.

Last night Mikey bought me so many shots that I became Drunkenstein's Monster and started breaking things. Needless to say we got kicked out.

by Fritopia March 19, 2009

monster cocking

it’s another name for “god bridging” in minecraft. created by a content creator GeorgeNotFound.

“What!! He’s literally monster cocking!”

by ramina1169 May 09, 2021

Monster Zero

The Planet X code name for the alien monster, King Ghidorah.

On Planet X, everything has a number. King Ghidorah is Monster Zero. (the quote from the movie is actually "number zero", but I had the use the phrase "Monster Zero" in the example, so there you go)

by NickJownz October 31, 2008

Monster Muff

shaved beaver that has grown back twice as thick

Pats momma has a monster muff, It's like the jungle in nam!!

by 2fast4u April 22, 2006