Mormon Valley Dodgeball

The act of anally stimulating a woman, and upon reaching climax, pulling your erect penis out of her anal cavity, placing your testicles inside of her sphincter, and releasing your load on her back.

"I totally Mormon Valley Dodgeballed that chick from my church last night"
"How was it?"
"Stinky."

by FatherToothpaste January 20, 2017

MormonBuster

Frat term for banging a Mormon chick

"brah... pulled a MormonBuster last night" -ak

by ur ban this August 23, 2017

mormon shotgun

When a person shotguns any non-alcoholic beverage from a can. A regular shotgun is performed by poking a hole at the bottom of a beer can, opening the top, and then chugging from the hole you poked.

That party at BYU got pretty lit last night. They were doing mormon shotguns left and right, there were empty Red Bull cans with holes in them all over the place.

by DancemasterJ August 28, 2017

Mormon Hangover

When you go to a church dance with all your Mormon friends and the next day you wake up with a headache, you legs are sore from all the line dancing and you can't remember the names of all the people you danced with.

Man, I just woke up with the worst mormon hangover!!

by Penetration statio September 19, 2017

mongonese

A person who is half Mongolian and half Asian.

The boy named billy is Mongonese because he is Monglolian and came from an Asian descent.

by Cultural December 20, 2017

Mormon slide

When you believe god is watching, insert your penis into the vagina and sit perfectly still, no kissing or anything.

“Hey man I gave her the Mormon slide last night”

“Isn’t that a sin?”
“Only if you move.”

by Eat that pu557 September 5, 2018

mormon chicken burgers

Chick-Fil-A

"Hey Valen, lets get some Mormon Chicken Burgers!" exclaimed Daniel

by dfriemark February 15, 2019