Mistercrayola

English-Belgian Catholic LARPer who lives rent free in Atheists larpers heads

Person 1: Hey you know that catholic larper that makes TAD edits which no one gives an absolute shir about?
Person 2: Oh! You mean Mistercrayola?
Person 1: yes

by mannjay November 8, 2025

Mister Miracletism

people who love the character Mister Miracle and have autism

I have Mister Miracletism

by Batsy_thedarkknight November 28, 2025

Misery Whore

A person who puts themself through numerous intellectual/physical experiences to feel pleasure (not sexual).

"I have a PhD in biomedical engineering and I plan on attending law school and working in big law."
"Wow; you're a misery whore."

by MinkCrushMonday November 29, 2025

Mister I want to be a doctor when I grow up!

“Nigga did I just catch u wanting to be shit?”
(Smack)
-Uncle Ruckus Father

“Mister I want to be a doctor when I grow up!”
-Uncle Ruckus from The Boondocks

by Xeno_The_Guy December 7, 2025

miserability

the art of being miserable

her miserability in this marriage was the bane of my existence

by Black Fiasco January 16, 2026

Salad Misery

The anguish and despondency felt in the mid-afternoon by persons who have only consumed a salad for lunch. Usually occurs at the time a food coma would set in, had you actually eaten something delicious.

My parents hinted that I was looking a little chunky, so I got a salad for lunch. Now the salad misery is just making me want to kill myself.

by Sir Vix October 6, 2012

sperm miser

An ancient mystical and evil creature of orc decent who collects the seamen of the men he slaugters and stores it in a secret cave where he uses it to make potions to summon antient Mongolian warriors to help him conquer the earth, no one knows exactly where these caves are but there believed to be located in the Mediterranean mountain region of Eurasia, but be warned if anyone ever finds this cave they must travel with caution as the sperm miser is know to attack trespassers with an oaken cane.

Children cringe as their parents warn them about the evil sperm miser - (child and parent convo)

Mom what's a sperm miser ? (Mother replys) Jimmy never go near a sperm miser or he'll steal your cum and beat you.

by Shrek fucker January 22, 2016