Mississippi Prickly pear

When a porcupine spikes the head of your penis with its spikes and the tip becomes purple and spiky
Yo did you hear about Joe Rogan, He got a Mississippi Prickly Pear last weekend when he was hunting.
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clear water mississippi

drunk enough to confuse a girl squirting in ur cup for your drink
I’m clear water mississippied right now bro.
by toree05 March 13, 2022
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Mississippi Gypsy

Mississippi’s Gypsy’s a women on one side of da block and a man named Brandon on the otha side of da block, but we don’t talk about it shhh.... Mississippi Gypsy is the sweetest and has the most awesome cool personality. She spends her time hangin wid da homies and cuddling up. She is also kinda an attention whore and yells at you until you rub her noggin’ SHES really furry too. She likes to meow a lot and sit in your lap.
Person 1: Have you seen Mississippi Gypsy?

Person 2: Shes sitting on Your lap brah
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Mississippi Gypsy

Mississippi’s Gypsy’s a women on one side of da block and a man named Brandon on the otha side of da block, but we don’t talk about it shhh.... Mississippi Gypsy is the sweetest and has the most awesome cool personality. She spends her time hangin wid da homies and cuddling up. She is also kinda an attention whore and yells at you until you rub her noggin’ SHES really furry too. She likes to meow a lot and sit in your lap.
Person 1: Have you seen Mississippi Gypsy?

Person 2: Shes sitting on Your lap brah
by Satans Cum 69 October 12, 2020
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The Mississippi river

When you take a naked girl and pour a liquid from her boobs to her vagina and drink it
Friend:hey can you hang out
Me:no I can’t I’m about to give my girl the Mississippi River
by Bigboydirtydan69 May 30, 2018
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The Mississippi river

When you take a naked girl and pour any liquid from her boobs to her vigina and drink it
Hey I can’t hang out ima give my girl the Mississippi River
by Bigboydirtydan69 May 30, 2018
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Mississippi roadhouse

When you're so drunk you pick the fat prostitute to fuck and end up with her sucking you off with hot sauce on the tip of your dick, making you scream "crocodile nuts" to make her stop.
Man ...last night I got so wasted I ended up getting a Mississippi roadhouse.
by Icehollowcome69 November 25, 2021
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