The Midnight Whisperer

A Sales Manager that not only demands high sales performance but also a late night call. The only time he will not take a Midnight Whisper is when he is watching midget porn. You can find this Hitler looking Sales Manager off of Barber St.

Hey Terri Girlie what's wrong? "I am tired as can be, just finished writing 1700ap and now I have to give my Sales Manager "The Midnight Whisperer" the Midnight Whisper." Well... hopefully he will be still watching midget porn, he didn't answer when I called.

by Brokeback Blackburn April 27, 2015

Midnight Jerry

A Midnight Jerry is a shit that comes on in the middle of the night, waking you from sleep, and demands to be let out.

"Mmmph, Honey.. come back to bed."

"CAN'T! MIDNIGHT JERRY!!!"

by The Editorial Staff of.. February 16, 2009

spraying midnight juice

When u are over at a girls house past midnight and u cum all over her. Preferably face but stomach or tits will do.

You were really spraying midnight juice last night eh?

by BigPapi420 July 6, 2015

midnight ballerina

A stripper

I used to be a midnight ballerina, but now I am just an influencer on Instagram.

by anonymous March 18, 2024

midnight juggler

Dodgy character after a few beverages.

Make sure you watch out for Derick…he’s a bit of a midnight juggler.

by “Downtown” November 13, 2022

Midnight handwashing

Midnight handwashing is when a girl has just finished fingering herself, and is washing her hands repeatedly to clean herself off, can also be used as a euphemism for female masturbation.

"I spent some alone time last night that ended with midnight handwashing."

"I'm gonna go wash my hands repeatedly in the middle of the night ill talk to you later."

by ballin'mcballerthe16th July 24, 2023

Midnight Dreary

A sex worker's rump.

I came upon a Midnight Dreary.

by LadyStix September 8, 2021