Post Maloned

Hearing a song and thinking it’s by someone black, but when you look up the artist it’s by someone that’s white.

I looked up the artist Speedgang because I liked the song “Bitch Go Die” and saw that this dude was white as a ghost. I was shook, legitimately thought he was black. Just like when Post Malone became famous. I’ve been Post Maloned

by Baby_Kakes21 February 16, 2019

Post malone

A snicker rapper that makes good music when crinkled. He can do good magic tricks because why not, His music sound like this.

Boom chai boom clap clap boom

Man 1:What’s your favorite candy?

Man 2: post Malone!

Man 3: boom car boom

by DictionaryManz May 21, 2019

Post Malone

To smoke cigarettes in a manner that appears to promote or enhance the beauty of the big tobacco industry for the sake advertisement.

It is very Post Malone of you to chain smoke like that.

by Audiblethought June 12, 2019

evan malone

a fool a meat eater freak

oh shit ur an evan malone

by ainekellly July 15, 2019

evan malone

a fool, a freak, a meat eater

oh shittttt your an evan malone

by ainekellly July 15, 2019

home malone

when you’re home alone while listening to post malone music

person one:”yo dude my parents just left to go shopping and now i’m home malone.”
person two:”awesome bro you should listen to candy paint that song rules.”

by skratar du April 7, 2019

Sam maloniy

Grease lightning

Sam also known as Charlie shine or otherwise known as elbow grease is a long haired lesbian lover who loves to suck carpet like a alcoholic who spilled there whisky

Sam “ loves wind in the willows “ Sam maloniy

by mikew whiscoucie July 24, 2019