Pete Matthew

A gay mysterious creature found in deep in the Himalayas that enjoys committing sexual conduct with young children. Known to be extremely aggressive and have been recently endangered, and there is only one left in existence. It has been rumored to be seen lurking in the hallways of the I.A M.
Julfikar: Hello what is your name!
Pete Matthew: Can i rape you, no homo tho?
JUlfikar: Hell nah
Pete Matthew: PLease, just let me get jiggy with you.
by IaM_Geyrl October 19, 2018
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Matthew Stulp

An all around amazing guy who is trustworthy, smart, athletic, sexy, tall, and muscular :)) Matts are usually easy to take too and and can make you laugh when the time is right. They usually are strong headed and fight for whats right... They never take crap from nobody!! So basically they are what makes the world go round!!
A: Omg, have you met that new kid Matthew Stulp?!?!
B: Yeah hes sssooo cool, cute, and most of all FUNNY!!
A: Doesn't he look super sporty?!?!
B:Omg he is amazing!!
by Sophia Fiscella September 03, 2011
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Matthew

a boy who is REALLY ugly and stupid
I would not want to be a Matthew.
by Hi what doing April 25, 2018
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Matthew

A ugly retard who preys on younger women because he is not good looking enough also has a tiny penis
Ewww look at the guy he’s such a Matthew
by Ovoturbovo April 11, 2018
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Matthew

A complete dick who doesn’t give a flying shit about anyone else except himself. He will do anything to ruin a persons day.
You don’t want to be called Matthew
by stormzy555 December 28, 2018
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Matthew

He is the coolest guy ever. He has a lot of friends and girlfriends. His close friends are the best. He likes to dab on the quaders. He is the coolest, amazing guy ever. You should meet him.
Hey, Matthew is the best dude in the world

Ya your right!
by Matthewthenosesniffer December 04, 2017
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