Louise

A unit of measurement

'He was about four louises away!'

The distance between england and france is 22,666.667 louises

by marsbarpants December 1, 2010

Louise

"Louise" is a word for being a dumbass and a cocksucker. People named "Louise" often have big mouths and mastubates a lot.

"Oh look, that girl looks like a retarded ginger" "That's just Louise"

by ifmorganfreemanwasasian August 5, 2016

louise

an artsy asian girl; often goes to pants parties

"i made you a painting"
"awww how louise of you"

by huge red guy July 24, 2008

Louise

Louise is a smelly bitchy cow that doesn’t have friends she is even more smelly when her name is louise Elizabeth bell she is so annoying

Oh ur quite stinky is ur name louise bell

by Shjaj May 29, 2020

Louise

A woman/girl that usually tries to hard or needs them or their son or daughter to be the best at everything

Louise is too big for her boots

by Jayden Magloclin February 15, 2018

Lake Louise

1. A parallel universe in Alberta, Canada where you get laid, you get drunk, you get laid, you get high, you get laid, drunk again, smoke, get drunk, get high, get laid, smoke, get drunk again and enjoy the mountains.

2. A place where guys sometimes say that they love the Shaft and girls don't even think they're gay. You can get shafted for only $4.50.

3. A place where a church night is something exciting.

I came here, got laid, made some money and friends and went back home. It's Lake Louise you know.

I'm living the Lake Louise lifestyle. It's really unhealthy.

by odilegr8 October 11, 2012

Emma-Louise

Emma-Louise is one of those girls you'll be thankful you met. At first, she may come across as shy but you'll soon find out she's anything but. She's known to be extremely kind and considerate of others. Don’t let her kindness trick you - she's so nice it seems fake. She gives good advice and is always down for a deep conversation. In relationships, she can be a bit clingy, but it shows she cares. As a creative, she can be extremely talented at dancing, music and the arts. If you know an Emma-Louise, keep her around.

Person: "You're dating an Emma-Louise? I'm Jealous..."

Person: "Why is Emma-Louise so cute?"

by MarkWritesStuff January 18, 2019