fuck knuckle

a large mass around the penis. resulting from torn blood vessels when a penis is "broken" or bent while erect. often referred to as dick gristle.

he had a fuck knuckle in the middle of his penis.

by Mrewood November 5, 2010

douche knuckle

1. The point where the douche nozzle bends.
2. Another word for douche nozzle because it sounds better.

1. Wow, the douche knuckle is very similar to a bendy straw, must've been invented by the same guy.
2. I'm sick of that douche knuckle always talkin shit, i'm gonna kick his ass.

by R. Myers March 14, 2008

Knuckle Touch

A touch of the knuckles to smooth something really douchy that you've done.

Friend #1: (Hits his friend really hard)
Friend #2: What the fuck man.
Friend #1: That was for earlier, knuckle touch?
Friend #2: (Touches knuckle) Yeah, its all good.

by The Jock 17 January 20, 2011

knuckle dragger

Military slang for Military Police

Don't speed past the Brigade HQ, the knuckle draggers are out pinging people with their radars.

by Digrar April 23, 2006

Buffalo Knuckle

Cameltoe, deerfoot, major labia, pussy lips, & pek-pek(pinoy)

Ay dog, you see the buffalo knuckle on that breezy!!!

by N E 1 4 A 69' September 1, 2006

Moose Knuckle

The unsightly bulge created in the crotchal area when a man's pants are far too tight.

The moose knuckle is particularly evident in middle-aged men in suit pants or Wranglers.

If your friend says something about someone having a mooseknuckle, don't judge them for looking at an older man's crotch. It's like a bad car accident. You don't want to see what happened, but you can't pull your eyes away.

Mr. Johnson's balls were irritated all yesterday because of the horrible moose knuckle his Wranglers created.

by katbermat April 29, 2007

knuckle dragger

Stereotypical and racially prejudice term referring to people of African decent. Stems from the idea of these people having long, monkey like arms.

This is the first time a knuckle dragger has showed up at a party in this neighborhood.

by Zach March 14, 2005