Kade

A kade is a girl who is obsessed with feet to the point she just can’t get away from them, she does everything in her power to eat feet even if she has to hit someone in the sack to get to them 👺 (my bean bag still hurts)

“AHH GET AWAY FROM MY FEET KADE!!”

by Black baby yoda January 25, 2025

Kaden Vonstein

Kaden Vonstein is one of if not the sexiest men alive. He’s known for his stunning long hair and super charming personality, not to mention how good he looks on a motorcycle. A badass on a dirtbike and a badass mfer in bed. Any woman would be lucky to have a man as great as the Kaden Vonstein. I know all this about Kaden Vonstein because he is me, I’m Kaden Vonstein the one writing this. I think I’m badass. Thank you for your time.

Wow that dudes awesome he just saved a family from a burning building, he’s almost as cool as Kaden Vonstein

by Beenis January 27, 2025

kaden

calm luh kid that loves to play google maps and hates doing work. hell show up to school everyday but wont ever get anything done. Kaden is a bum looser that hates school work but he loves google maps

kaden: plays games and loves candy

by Kadenlovesgooglemaps April 29, 2025

kade

has a massive cock and will fuck any fit whores in sight including harrys mum. He is normally the fittest person in the friend group and gets all the bitches

kade is a sex offender

by shadowrealmfucker June 11, 2025

kadesian

when someone looks the new Rodrick from diary of a wimpy kid “the long haul”

omg do u see that emo guy over there?
yes omg he’s kadesian!

by kadeenthusiast3 July 8, 2025

kade

referring to someone who looks like the new Rodrick from “diary of a wimpy kid the long haul”

omg that black haired guy over there is so kade

by kadeenthusiast3 July 8, 2025

Kaden

The lamest most awful HORRIBLE scrub you'll EVER meet. He has black hair and wears a shitty black headset and drinks soda 5x a day. Absolute degenerate with nothing better to do while I have a massive cock that can break through 3 tons of steel. That's right. I'm so much cooler. Me. Kaden will also live in a room that has a crappy pokemon squishmallow that nobody likes. And a purple and white gaming chair. Yeah.

Kaden: "Hey guys it's me Kaden! I'm Kaden from Loserland!"
Me: *eradicates Kaden with the super ultra mega death beam 9000*
Women: Wow, that guy who killed kaden brutally is so cool! Let's have intense sex with him!

by ssapz August 3, 2025