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Dirty Kellie

When you go to the homeless camps and pay the homeless guys to sexually molest you however they want. Then come home to your boyfriend Tim and drop shit in his mouth using his taste buds
Man I had a long weekend, I went to Portland and did a Dirty Kellie
by Not my job Dalton March 26, 2020
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Kellen

Kellen is a boy with curly hair, most apparently have 12 past girlfriends; but most don't stay due to his over self-confidence on his dick. A typical Kellen would say -- "My dick is 10 feet", while his amazing friends would respond with saying "Yeah, 10 feet short". He would then shut up. He likes to ask people deep questions while his white friend who also has brown hair sucks on Sour Cream and Onion Pringles. Most are very short for their age; making their curly hair seem the only height that could compare to the rest of his imaginary friends. Most come in low carbs, bad taste in music, and a little amount of electrolytes, buy yours today and you'll get also a naive and bad taste in females!
"Have you heard about Kellen?"

"Uhh, Yeah."

"He's super nice!"

"Sure, I can 'totally' agree!"

"I heard a great person with not the name of Jonathan gives him great advice."

"Wasn't that Chris?"

"Man, that was a while ago; keep up!"
by Realist1010101 June 21, 2019
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Kellie Miller

A person who like to whore around and get pregnant
Hi im kellie MIller and i like anal sex
by B+K++Ho BAG January 24, 2010
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Killing of Kenny

School succeeds more of a college type deal to kill off a student. If student is dead they celebrate having a good senior class trip. With thier sacrifice it is extra money to sponsor.
Function of Northern Lehigh School District: year of 2001. Espestous renovation process in the middle school of NL. Killed off a whole bus stop; no point. The bus stop itself actually moved across the street. Drove past the same spot, same effort, time, money and attention; everything not for sacrifice. The bus was half full. Getting rid of 5 of the kids greatered thier chances of ripping at least one family off.

The girl was smart and beautiful. They felt threatened by her. Didn't like her disguises she wore to school or her camera to catch thier every glich.

She walked home, only when it was cool for she had bad feet and bad knees. She needed her friends by her side at the drop of a dime. Past the crazy asylum, honked at, harrassed, assaulted on the street, lost wieght from stress, aches, cramps, rosecea in the future, horrible odors infested the environment, harrassed by the teachers at school, headaches, bullied, put down by Big Red and belittled. Suffering in pain in school, then dirtied from streets.
Today she goes on to get foot surgery and talks to her friends that had a good graduation and senior party, although some were doing alot of illegal drugs.
The Killing of Kenny might have been started by the greeks using people as a form a trade called slavery.

The Killing of Kenny adopted arcs to thier school for education; or was is slavery?

The Killing Of Kenny in the Killer Bulldog School District.
by europopean October 15, 2009
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Kelli

Kelli is a gold digger and will do anything to get her way. Kelli's are usually blond and a bit stickup, they will do anything to get their way. Kelli's are also usually a white girl that always has a new phone and drink Starbucks. Usually the one that has friends but looses them the next day... Also usually the dumbest person in class, but gets the best grades.
My friend Kelli is a brat.
by Exquisiteness16 November 13, 2018
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killing me softly with words

Not about eating pussy get your mind outa the gutter you little fuck
They are killing me softy with their words killing me softly with words
by Yourpostman September 27, 2020
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Kellen

A person that is just no. He wants to be just like you if you are better than him. He is not strong physically or mentally. However, he is an innocent and soft person. And cries all the time. He likes to fake cry and blames others too.
Brianna: OMG!! he's such a Kellen!
Alan: What does that mean?
Brianna: He is a crybaby!!
by Gacha_Softie<3 September 22, 2021
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