July 26

Cute bitches only are born on july 26 (not all)

"Ohh its july 26"-girl
"It must be valeria's birthday"-girk 2

by Ahhaahahhacacahead October 28, 2019

July 4th

July fourth is the day where you have to ask your crush if they will sit with you and watch fireworks with you and they have to say yes

You:Hey ____ wanna watch the fireworks with me tonight
Crush:no

You:but it is July 4th
Crush:Oh then ok I will go with you

by Spencer Schraeger June 23, 2022

July 17

It’s National Lottery Day!!

Friend: I wish I could do the lottery
Me: Yea you could because todays July 17th

by quotesxbymee March 27, 2022

July 16

July 16 is the day you ask your crush to be yours forever by giving them something.

Joe: Hey! it's July 16 already!
Ralph: Snap! I've got to ask my crush out!
joe: Remember to give her something!

by DryWater July 16, 2022

July 6

National dm your loved ones today; or your fans! ALL:)

celeb: hey guys it's July 6! dming yalls soon!!

by sub to my yt rn! - Kay Kay December 30, 2020

July 16th

The day that the “best friend” is born , the one who knows EVERYTHING but never tells . The one who loves but never loved .

Best friend: hey whens your birthday?
Them: July 16th ,why?
Best friend: Oh can you tell me the secrets ?
Them: no they are “secrets” for a reason.
Best friend: ugh.. nobody likes you .
Them: i know …..

by MaxisShort_L March 6, 2022

July 4th

A day where the most glorious people who have the ability to outshine Independence Day are born in

Wren:”is that guy born on July 4th”
Gracie”pfft, ofc why do u think he’s so capable and dependable”

by Underfyinf September 28, 2020