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Fuckin JOKES

"On my mums life a bug just flew in my mouth"

"Fuckin JOKES!"
by _writer_ December 14, 2021
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stanner joke

The absolute worst joke a living being can tell a group of friends. Banned in most of Parts of Europe, the Stanner Joke is said to have commenced in a small Ukrainian village where posture specialists would gather around and recite the most corny, pun laden jokes they could possibly imagine.
That’s the worst dad joke I’ve ever heard. It’s almost as bad as a Stanner joke.

Why did the Ukrainian cross the road? To tell a terrible joke.
by grittyt February 18, 2018
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Leahy Joke

A statement initially interpreted as a joke, but after some thinking, you also realize it is true and then you are sad.
The Leahy Joke got the best of him.
by bpb7695 April 10, 2019
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thats joke

When something someone has said is funny.
Thats joke bro
by Brandonb December 29, 2020
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Joke club

Chelsea are a joke club who bottled the final of the fa cup.
by wagwarnblud May 15, 2021
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Dad joke

The highest form of humor to ever grace the planet.It is so elite that not everyone understands.
*Real life example*
Dad: listen to this funny joke
Me: ok… go ahead
Dad: a white horse in a mud puddle
Me: that’s not funny
Dad: BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Me: that is such a dad joke
Dad: *still laughing* well I keep it in my dada base BAJAJAJAJAJAJ
by Zozi May 16, 2023
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Dad jokes

Sunlight ?
No, Sun is heavy.
this is a Dad jokes
by carte.de.guidage May 11, 2023
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