jew eat

common to "jew call me". Jew eat is how most people ask "did you eat".
"jew eat yet?"
"no. jew?"
by Adrian C November 04, 2006
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weed jew

A person who thinks they are invited to smoke when they really aren't, usually follow you around when you smoke. Caution: might steal bowl and hit it when you aren't paying attention.

A Perfect Example Of A Weed Jew Is, Emily P.
by matty j December 16, 2008
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jew block

An alternate definition to the original; this one is defined as:

When an Urban Dictionary editor rejects a request to add a word.
"Hey man I'm gonna add 'holy jesus-colored-muffinbuckets'
"Go for it!"
...30 minutes later
"Those fuckers Jew Blocked me!!!!"
"HA. sucks for yo ass."

by dantheman wec February 06, 2009
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jew snake

One who continuously cheats others out of money and other valuables such as food and alcohol...often in spite of the fact that they are from a very rich New York suburb and have a father that works at a hedge fund.
I gave that guy five bucks to get me lunch and he bought me a two dollar sandwich from the food carts...what a jew snake!
by Jason Wald May 14, 2007
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Jews For Jesus

Messianic Jews, Jewish Christians, etc.
The term comes from a Messianic Jewish organization founded by the late Moishe (ne Martin, 1932-2010) and Celia Starr Rosen. Called "Jews for Jesus", the organization is a 501(c)3 Messianic Jewish ministry which is often targeted for vile persecution by groups such as the Antimissionary organization Jews for Judaism.
by Nickidewbear August 19, 2011
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Soulja Jew

The delicate art of grabbing one's own Hebrew National and shaking it across the dance floor until finding that one perfect candidate that is ready for battle. Drop the Dog Across the Schnozz and be ready for battle
This can be mostly commonly seen done at Bar Mitzvah's or Jewish Weddings. The Soulja Jew Battle Helmet is unstoppable.
by CYMERBAGEL July 11, 2008
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ammo jew

A gamer who hordes ammo, powerful weapons or upgrades in a videogame but doesn't actually utilize their advantages, even though there are other players who'd use them better.
Gamer one: Dude, you just picked up a machine gun with full ammo why the hell are you still using the pistol?
Gamer two: I wanna save it for later.
Gamer one: You're such an ammo jew.
by solidwolf October 18, 2009
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