Hayden... a loving humble person. Although he gets on my nerves and I just want to punch him I love him, he’s been like a brother to me when my own wasn’t, he stands up for people that’s why you need a Hayden ford in your life.
by Poopybuttholee October 2, 2019
Get the Hayden Fordmug. by Yackyspacky September 23, 2022
Get the Ford stmug. Mariah Samantha Ford is the most beautiful most precious girl in the world. Wow. You should see her. You should see her eyes. They are so pretty. Or her super cute nose, or her super pretty hair. She’s a super hot blonde. No girl compares to her. She is outstanding. She always says she’s not pretty or whatever, but she really really is.
by Hunter Michael jones January 28, 2019
Get the Mariah Samantha Fordmug. by ManBat August 1, 2016
Get the Fordmug. This hillbilly redneck loves Nascar and Pokémon. Big Lucario fan. He loves Charizarding. He also loves cars. He might be carosexual. He is a bit of a ladies man but keeps his relationships non-physical. Has a haircut like Fred from Fred: The Movie.
"Oh, that's Trenton Ford. The Pokémon lovin', Charizardin', Nascar drivin', chuckle fuck."-Everyone that has every met him
by TheWarrior76 April 27, 2023
Get the Trenton Fordmug. by Forhighboy May 18, 2019
Get the Fordmug. When you become a Ford enthusiast, each Ford product you buy gradually increases the size of your lymph nodes, until every single lymph node becomes the size of a grapefruit. There is currently no known chemotherapy for Henry Ford Lymphoma, but buying a more reliable car like a Toyota can lead to remission.
"I'm about to buy my 17th F-350 Powerstroke after the engines keep blowing up and now all of my lymph nodes are the size of grapefruits!" "You my friend now have Henry Ford Lymphoma."
by Toyota2024 February 4, 2024
Get the Henry Ford Lymphomamug.