iron lawnmower

When a girl with braces gives you a blow job and your pubes get caught in her braces and she rips them out.

"Damn, I'm never going to Jessica's house again till she gets her braces off, last time I went over i got an Iron Lawnmower"

by OnomatopoeticallyDefines November 2, 2013

Iron Man

Dead

just watched End Game, lol Iron Man jot rekt

by Bostar July 6, 2019

The Iron Donkey

A public bus.

I was forced to ride the iron donkey cause my car broke down.

by Orest April 19, 2011

breast ironing

Breast ironing
Breast ironing, also known as breast flattening, is the pounding and massaging of a pubescent girl's breasts, using hard or heated objects, to try to make them stop developing or disappear. Wikipedia

Breast ironing, also known as breast flattening, is the pounding and massaging of a pubescent girl's breasts, using hard or heated objects,

by #A November 17, 2020

The Iron Guard

Fascists

He's with The Iron Guard= He's with the fascists

by Iisus Hristos November 27, 2016

iron skillet

Shit on someone's chest and hit it with tennis racquet

I found out he cheated on me so I gave him an iron skillet right on his chest.

by jchupp March 22, 2015

iron coochie

The act of a girl who you just cannot seduce, as much as you try to get in her pants she has an iron coochie and you will not be able to penetrate the target.

Justin: Damn, Liam do you see that chick over there I fuck the shit out of her!
Liam: nah dude she's hot but she is an iron coochie!
Justin: damn.

by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013