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Those blow up guys you see outside of car washes and Verizon.
I passed a car wash and saw a wacky waving inflatable flailing armed tube man.
by pinkstreak January 19, 2016
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total boyfriend inclusion

Refers to where you specifically request da "main squeeze" of a smokin’-hot number whom you're also super-fond of to actively "partake 'n' participate" in da assorted fun/pleasant activities dat you yourself usually engage in wif said blinky-eyed damsel whenever she’s honoring you wif her warm-natured companionship.
Total boyfriend inclusion can have at least three awesome advantages:
(1) It removes any anxiety/jealousy dat da dude might otherwise feel while you're "dabbin' it up" wif his sweetie-pie, since he'll be right there to observe everything dat happens. Plus he will be grateful to you for thoughtfully "including" him in said pleasant activities, so dat he doesn't feel "left out" at all.
(2) It helps da **girl** to feel more comfy wif your affectionate attentions, too, of course, since she no longer will hafta be concerned dat any of da activities dat she shares wif you might be considered "doing something behind her dream-guy's back". And again, there will be da same strong element of appreciation towards you, just as in Example #1 --- da gal will respect you for inviting her honey-bear to "come along for da ride", and so this will earn you lots of extra "brownie-points" wif HER, too.
(3) It will allow da dude to actually observe and experience all of da nice stuff dat you and Miss Cutie-Pie love to share, so dat he can clearly see first-hand what things she most enjoys, and how she likes dem performed. This can be especially helpful and welcome for a dude who is a bit clumsy and/or unaware, and thus he has not always been able to give Miss Smileysweet da more “delicate” nuances dat she craves when he’s “puttin’ da lovies” to her, such as rubbing her neck/back/limbs/feet in a truly soothing/sensuous manner, making discreet/diplomatic word-choices in “awkward” situations, etc.
by QuacksO November 16, 2018
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Software Price Inflation

Software Price Inflation is when a price of a software or application rises due to the raising amount of the software piracy for that specific software. Companies do this to make up for lost revenue

You can calculate it by comparing its price when it was first released and seeing how much it has risen in % until present day.
"The Software Price Inflation on this game is huge wtf"
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add a zero inflation

When currant prices are defined by simply adding a zero to previous years prices.
Last year, a gallon of milk was $3.00. Now it's $30.00. The only increase in value is just to add a zero inflation price..
by juan phat kat April 12, 2022
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*reach around not included

To get thoroughly screwed on something so that only the other party benefits but you don’t. Get screwed in the ass without getting a courtesy handjob.
Dude 1: “My roommate moved out before the lease was up and took my TV”

Dude 2: “Damn, bro. *reach around not included, huh?”
by The Fratriarch May 31, 2023
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Ifly Anal Inflator

The ifly anal inflator is an innovative rectal pleasure maneuver that was first practiced by a man that goes by the name Parker T from Battleground Washington. To exercise the maneuver properly, the user must boost to the top of the indoor sky diving wind runner, drop their drawers, spread their cheeks, and inflate their rectal cavity through the high pressure airflow.
Instructor: “hey Parker, put you pants back on and get back down here. The ifly anal inflator is prohibited at this location.”
by Bobdooker June 26, 2023
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something fun that includes 2 people

it's a way to say sex in a more not straight to the point way, as the person sometimes doesn't know what it is, and is confused.
Person 1: Now that we are together, let's do something fun that includes 2 people...
Person 2: Duelo maestro?
Person 1: HECK YEAH LET'S GO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THAT LEVEL!!!11!1111!111111!!!!!!!!11!111qQQQqeweaq
by pytschratchon November 5, 2023
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