Dad jokes

something not everyone can have
love u

Sunlight ?
No, Sun is heavy.
this is a Dad jokes

by carte.de.guidage May 11, 2023

short jokes

the favorite thing of short people.

Sean (2'11): "Damn, short people only live 10-13 years? That sucks... I'll never forget you, Andy."
Andy (5'0): ":("

short jokes amirite

by Skullzyhere March 25, 2022

psick joke

Humor in such poor taste it is a symptom of psychosis.

Was she really aiming to get a laugh by mocking a gender-neutral, disabled person of indeterminate ethnicity, an age-challenged, vaccine-addled, undocumented person whose worldly belongings were spilling out of a shopping cart as they slowly tried to cross the street in front of her car while she leaned on the horn? It was by every standard worse than un-funny. It was deranged, a psick joke, but one she hoped would get her the gig she yearned for - hosting the 2025 White House Correspondents dinner.

by Monkey's Dad September 16, 2021

Fuckin JOKES

its simply.... fuckin JOKES

"On my mums life a bug just flew in my mouth"

"Fuckin JOKES!"

by _writer_ December 14, 2021

stanner joke

The absolute worst joke a living being can tell a group of friends. Banned in most of Parts of Europe, the Stanner Joke is said to have commenced in a small Ukrainian village where posture specialists would gather around and recite the most corny, pun laden jokes they could possibly imagine.

That’s the worst dad joke I’ve ever heard. It’s almost as bad as a Stanner joke.

Why did the Ukrainian cross the road? To tell a terrible joke.

by grittyt February 18, 2018

Leahy Joke

A statement initially interpreted as a joke, but after some thinking, you also realize it is true and then you are sad.

The Leahy Joke got the best of him.

by bpb7695 April 10, 2019

Tino Joke

A joke told with the intention of being funny, but inenvertadly confuses the audience due its extreme lameness. A Tino Joke is also known as a "flo-joke". Usually the person telling the joke finds the joke extremely funny even if its not.

example 1: "Are you from Jamaica? coz you Ja-Makin me crazy"
example 2: "Yesterday this guy told me a Tino Joke, i ended up loosing 15 minutes of my life due to the confusing state it left me in."

by ShadoWriter December 14, 2015