ear shotgun

When one allows oneself to receive marijuana smoke in the ear, because claims have been made that it goes straight to the brain.
These claims have not yet been verified.
man i took that ear shotgun and i got so fucked.
by Abby and Sam January 19, 2008
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ear canal

When one cums in a ear
When I was about to cum I turned my girls head so I could give her a ear canal
by Jesus gerolla February 04, 2014
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Red Ears

A term used against low IQ caucasian/white people who talk with tone of superiority due to delusions of grandeur although they have a high percentage of neanderthal DNA, whereas Africans have none.
"Fucking niggers, y'all look like monkeys"
"Calm down red ears, fucking hilariously derranged neanderthal offspring"
"You wish..."
"Say that when you realize that chimps skin is actually is caucasian-white".
by TheProudSaiyan July 20, 2015
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dicked in the ear

to consume large amounts of alcohol and lose control of all bodily functions especially the bladder. This usually results in wild urination. another side effect is also uncontrolable vomiting from the mouth along with verbal diarrhoea and the vision that you can dance like john travolta.
Jeff: i got completely dicked in the ear last night, i woke up swimming in urine and vomit. I think i did a routine from grease.
Bill: thats the way! fancy a pint?
by joosen April 16, 2007
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Ear Sex

she wanted to know when it was about to come, so she stuck it in her ear to hear better. Ear Sex uses hearing senses very effectively.
by Long Ranger March 06, 2006
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Cat ears

virginity, not having had sex, a great gift from a woman to a man, something that many women are proud to have and men are ashamed to, originally termed from loveless, a yaoi anime.
Samantha : I saw Beth go home with Bill.

Sara : I bet they were trying to figure out how to lose their cat ears all night long.
by LaPluma September 21, 2009
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bulbous ear

the effect of attempting to stretch your ear when all goes terribly wrong and you get a bubble haha suckers!!
Luke: hey whats that grotty growth on your ear you slapper?
Meg: It's your mum..jks! nah its a bulbous ear..much like a std luke.
Luke: sicccccc!
by jenbenitha May 16, 2007
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