Skip to main content

John Daniel-ed.

When a man and one other person sleep close together, and the man has a wet dream that ejaculates onto the other person's butt or backside.
Person 1: What is this on my pants??

Person 2: Uhhh, nothing.

Person 1: Damnit I've been John Daniel-ed.
by Boydimus December 10, 2010
mugGet the John Daniel-ed.mug.

g- tard- ed

just being fucked off by consuming too much G.H.BEE
Girl: you can't fuck me >>> You are G-TARD-ED.!!!>>>>yo your worth less
by jgiddy99 September 8, 2005
mugGet the g- tard- edmug.

sex ed teacher

The pervert in your school who teaches children how to smash a girl's pussy in fun and interesting ways called intercourse.
Fag #1: Hey, where were you at 2:00 yesterday?
Fag#2: I was listening to Mr. Orgasmo, the sex ed teacher, tell me and a bunch of other fags what a vagina is and why we are getting hair in new places.
by Mr. Orgasmo April 5, 2016
mugGet the sex ed teachermug.

Creepily Pi-ed

When a math-anxious or mathophobic person’s stress level skyrockets at the sight or sound of the number π, or on spotting expressions or formulas that contain the irrational number—common symptoms are faster heartbeat, sweaty palms, temporary mental blackouts, and in some cases a seconds-long stroke.
Don, who’s creepily pi-ed after watching a science fiction horror movie, was given three days leave by his family psychiatrist to recover from his post-pi traumatic experience.
by Fasters May 28, 2023
mugGet the Creepily Pi-edmug.

K-ed up

Cut from sizzle short screenplay for the pilot of The BEGINIST, "K-ed up" was once mentioned as a line. The it was discarded over several tense conversations regarding it's purpose and credibility.

The quote below was also the verbatim line ripped from the screenplay's text, and almost made it into the final shooting script.
Ex: JEANINE says" ...I found him on the subway...he looked K-ed up or something..."
by The beginist July 21, 2018
mugGet the K-ed upmug.

Tower Of Terror-ed

When the elevator you're riding in drops, unintentionally.
How was the elevator ride?
Bro, I just got Tower Of Terror-ed
by Hey-Mickey February 7, 2021
mugGet the Tower Of Terror-edmug.

Urb Dic Ed.

Name for an Editor of Urban Dictionary who you submit your definition to.

Alternate Definition: The Dick Head who rejected your definition which is also the double entendre for Dic Ed.
The Urb Dic Ed. rejected my definition so now I'm pissed.

The Urb Dic Ed.'s think they are the center of the undefined universe.

I wonder if I make more money than an Urb Dic Ed.?
by chaomainnoodle March 11, 2010
mugGet the Urb Dic Ed.mug.

Share this definition