When a man and one other person sleep close together, and the man has a wet dream that ejaculates onto the other person's butt or backside.
Person 1: What is this on my pants??
Person 2: Uhhh, nothing.
Person 1: Damnit I've been John Daniel-ed.
Person 2: Uhhh, nothing.
Person 1: Damnit I've been John Daniel-ed.
by Boydimus December 10, 2010
Get the John Daniel-ed.mug. by jgiddy99 September 8, 2005
Get the g- tard- edmug. The pervert in your school who teaches children how to smash a girl's pussy in fun and interesting ways called intercourse.
Fag #1: Hey, where were you at 2:00 yesterday?
Fag#2: I was listening to Mr. Orgasmo, the sex ed teacher, tell me and a bunch of other fags what a vagina is and why we are getting hair in new places.
Fag#2: I was listening to Mr. Orgasmo, the sex ed teacher, tell me and a bunch of other fags what a vagina is and why we are getting hair in new places.
by Mr. Orgasmo April 5, 2016
Get the sex ed teachermug. Said when someone uses the exact same insult, just laid upon themselves. Usually the reply is so quick, you don't notice it's the same one being used against you. This is the end-all of the bickering, an automatic win to the argument. This is meant to be used REGARDLESS if the other person's name is Ed, or anything even similar.
Melissa: "That sweater makes you look like a fatty"
Jen: "Shut up, you're a fatty"
Melissa: "Good one Ed."
Jen: "FUCK!"
Bob: "I can't believe you watched Twilight, you know that makes you a homo, right?"
Jim: "You're a homo, my girl made me watch it"
Bob: "Good one, Ed..."
Jen: "Shut up, you're a fatty"
Melissa: "Good one Ed."
Jen: "FUCK!"
Bob: "I can't believe you watched Twilight, you know that makes you a homo, right?"
Jim: "You're a homo, my girl made me watch it"
Bob: "Good one, Ed..."
by SatanIsMyCopilot March 16, 2012
Get the Good One Edmug. oh that makes me so motherfucking mad
its ed sheeran af
Ed sheeran asf is when you show hateful intent
as you should tho
its ed sheeran af
Ed sheeran asf is when you show hateful intent
as you should tho
by almightyp November 27, 2020
Get the ed sheeran asfmug. by Hey-Mickey February 7, 2021
Get the Tower Of Terror-edmug. A person who becomes a bitch when the dallas cowboys play. Often angry about having gay sex the saturday before a game. Frequently, blaming others for his teams poor performance and his night before activities.
Dam, dallas is down by 20 points and my ass hurts on top of that, this is one dallas ed jones of a day!!!
by Greenbay rules June 7, 2018
Get the dallas ed jonesmug.