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Grass him up

Fuck with someone's world in a major way; so much so that no one, including his employer, his circle of friends, his family, shit... even his damn dog/cat hates him. Generally, it means jacking any relationships he has, hacking & scrubbing his laptop and/or smart phone, key his car; you know, basically screwing up his

whole world. Btw, it also works with the softer, smarter gender, although you have to be much more stealthy with women.
I swear, if he doesn't call in the next 20 minutes with a GREAT excuse and heartfelt apology for missing the night of all nights - when I just know he was gonna propose, I'm gonna grass him up, majorly.
by I_fly June 30, 2018
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Rectum, damn near killed him!

A joke with no beginning only a punchline...
Phase 1, underpants! Phase 2....
Phase 3 profit!
by Pabs Momoney August 25, 2003
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Ass raped him just a little bit

A term used in prisons because so much of it happens there it's no longer a big dill to them. Means that you only ass raped them once or twice ect. to show them who's boss but not all the time.
The other prisoners said that they really like John so they only ass raped him just a little bit.
by Deep blue 2012 May 16, 2010
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Peace be upon him

A term typically used by Subarban, middle-class, axis of evil fearing, bourgeois males with metrosexual tendencies before paying-out a mate over a trivial matter under the false projection that they are merely being a bitch, but when in realty, they would be extremely happy if their mate would actually die. This phrase is repeated by their listener if they also feel a serious lust for the person in questions death.
Peter: Fuckin David, peace be upon him, borrowed my favorite Ed Hardy jumper yesterday without even asking! And I was supposed to wear it to Empire Of The Sun Tonight!

Johnny: What a cocksmoker!

Peter: I know.

Johnny: Peace be upon him.
by BobbyMcNato December 13, 2009
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butter him up

To titty-fuck an unconscious sags using butter as a lubricant (see: "Last Tango in Paris" for more fun with butter)
Sags: *zzzzz...zzzz*
Prav: "Ok, he's asleep...now's our chance...butter him up boys!"
by Wordup November 20, 2003
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He/Him

He/Him are people who usually pull the baddest Bitches out there, the be having the most HUGE dick, and are always horny asf (they're also kind and amazing ppl)
Girl 1: "You see that guy over there?"
Girl 2: "That my boyfriend, his pronouns are He/Him"
Girl 1: "oh really? I didn't know that,"
Girl 2: "well now you know"
Girl 1: "He's hot"
Girl 2: "I know, and he has a HUGE dick🤤"
Girl 1: "how big is it?"
Girl 2: "8 inches"
Girl 1: "oh.... You wonna do a threesome with both is and your boyfriend?"
Girl 2: "أعود بالله من الشيطان الرجيم"
by Isuckonyomomspussy March 7, 2022
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Shut him down

Shut him down is a term used to immediately create consequence and accountability for inappropriate behavior on the part of a man.
Sarah did not put up with crap from the degenerates at work. The moment one got out of hand, she shut him down.
by COAFSE October 1, 2018
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